Your Weird Quirks

[Harke the Boeotarch]

I'm making soap from corn oil and drain cleaner.

 

[kevbo]

I hate having to ask for them to put whiskey in soft drinks...

 

[TheOscar]

I absolutely hate it when someone invites me to do something less than at least 24 hours in advance.

 

[birddog7]

I'm nuts about the 40s. I love everything about it—the music, the movies, the home decor, the progressive thinking that came out of the era....

My dream house was built in the 40s.

I want to have a 40s kitchen; my OH's OK with it. I want to buy a wringer washer from the 40s; my OH certainly is NOT OK with this one.

I'm a little bit nutty about it all; I'm OK with it.

Like Carl Jung, I sometimes think I have a "counterpart" in the 40s.

I like the 40's too. I would like to have piloted a bomber in WWII...

 

[swerve]

I'm making soap from corn oil and drain cleaner.

I'm canceling our dinner date...

 

[bluboi89]

i eat leaves

 

[yhtang]

I get irritated when stuff isn't even. ex. I saw a box of tampons that had a count of 49, it actually bothered me a little bit.

How do you handle the fact that you have one penis?

 

[MoufOfKhaos]

^By having the length come out to an even number. Duh.

*ahem*

-I can't sleep with more than one layer touching my dick. Means if i'm wearing shorts, underwear has to go. I also can't sleep in loose pants - they don't stay put when I roll in bed, and with the nonlayering of pants, they twist my dick and balls and wake me up. Not pleasant.

-I take stairs two at a time. I've got long legs, any other way is too fucking slow.

-I'm another person that can't sleep(well) without the tv on; if i'm alone i'll put the timer on 45 minutes because I know i'll be asleep by then.

-If I'm pissed off at someone for something they did, I have a hard time speaking to them for the rest of the day. Defense mechanism. I know all the words, but my mouth doesn't move. It's an involuntary silent treatment.

 

[TommyTrojan]

Maybe it's because I've worked so much retail (although, ironically, never in a grocery store), but all the labels of all the food items in my cabinets and refrigerator have to face forward, even if it's obvious what it is (a gallon of milk, for example)

All the hangers in my closet must be exactly equi-distant apart. And, of course, all the hangers have to be the same color and style.

And yes, that picture of the Fig Newtons above is KILLING me! Seriously, I am squirming in my seat. I honestly think I may have undiagnosed OCD.

 

[TheOscar]

My O.C.D senses are actually tingling, because "tingeling" is spelled wrong.

 

[MMMonsterBoy]

All doors must be closed when I am home alone. I don't shower with the door open when I am home alone, in fact I keep it locked.

Everything I do to myself must be symmetrical!! Meaning whatever happens to the right, happens to the left. But it doesn't bother me as much as it did when I was younger. Now it doesn't matter as much..

 

[Racer Dave]

Well I'm ever so slightly OCD, everything on my desk must be square to the next thing (circles exempt), if theres a stack of papers they must be prefectly in top of each other, that type of thing.
When I work with tools I pack the spanner or what ever away immediatly after I've used it, even if I know I'm going to need it to finish the job a few minutes later
My spelling sucks big time
And perhaps my weirdest of all I have a red leather studded dog collar that I wear when ever I can, I even struggle to sleep if I don't have it on, thats going to huge fun explaining to any potential boyfriend

 

[Kabluey]

And perhaps my weirdest of all I have a red leather studded dog collar that I wear when ever I can, I even struggle to sleep if I don't have it on, thats going to huge fun explaining to any potential boyfriend

No explaining necessary, that's going to come in very handy.

 

[JOHN B]

Where the hell do I start??!!

###I talk to myself when I am stressed. I'm already perceived as a nerd.....and this does NOT help.

###I put mustard on french fries. Sometimes butter too.

###when i leave the apartment I have to make sure the stove/oven is off. Even if I have not used it. I unplug my toaster when I am done with it. If I have not checked either of these things before I left the apartment, I have to go back and check. Even if I am in my car and on my way somewhere when i remember. (if I am too far away to come back and check, it's in the back of my mind the whole time I am gone).

###I love going to restaurants alone when they are busy, so that I can listen to the conversations at nearby table. I am very nosy, lol...

####When i was a teen, EVERY clock in the house had to be the exact same time! I would fix them (whether digital or manual) if they were not. (lol....I am so glad I grew out of THAT phase!)

 

[Kabluey]

Online shopping is the way to go then man

 

[BFizzle]

I do the same thing about hanging my feet over the edge of the bed, but I never noticed it until now.

I also have this weird thing about symmetry. Say for example if I pop a knuckle, I have to pop the same knuckle on my other hand.

 

[cliffdweller]

When I get fries from Wendy's, I also have to get a small chocolate frosty to dip them into.

Freak.
...

 

[bw92116]

These are hilarious and I share a lot of them. One quirk I have is, if I open a package which was packed with those packing "peanuts" made of corn starch, I'll eat one. They sort of dissolve to nothing in your mouth. My sister freaked out laughing once when I did that. Another quirk - if I get one hand wet all the way, I feel weird unless I get the other hand wet too. Such as at the sink or whatever. I often walk around the house wearing socks but no shoes. It just feels better. I wear out socks rapidly that way.

 

[willsboy84]

Um...anyone ever do the "donkey kick"? You know, where you're you getting up from the ground, launching yourself by your hands, kicking up your legs, and yell "DONKEY KICK!!!"?

I ask because, I honestly thought it was a stupid, little thing that only I did, and it blew my mind to see it in a random scene in a sitcom the other day. Seriously, I was like "What the FUCK?!"

I think my jerk off habits are kinda odd. I'm right handed, but can only do it with my left. Just can't seem to get a good stroke going with the right. I can only do it bone dry. No spit, no lube, and I even have to take the time to wipe up when I precum alot. Also, I can't cum fantasizing about a bj if I'm lying down. Can only do it sitting or standing up. Unfortunately, I'm so precise in how I get myself off, it can be next to impossible for anyone else to make me nut. Of course, I've got a really, nice dick, so some guys appreciate the extra work they get to put in on it

 

[BlueEyedDevil]

I hate being late. I hate when others are late too.
Gandhi said being late is like a form of terrorism, it fills the person who is waiting with a form of apprehension and dread.