"You're a disaster waiting to happen."

[Ram]

Currently no. I have good control over my life and emotions.

But I have said that to myself before, after a nasty situation with some "friends" many, many years back. I was a lying, manipulative little drama queen/bully amplified by the fact that I was depressed. Picture Regina from Mean Girls, except taller, larger, hairier with a cock and back acne problem. I knew one day, if I don't stop, the supreme ugly side of me will explode and create a black hole on earth sucking the happiness, hope and life out of the people around me. Of course, I changed.

Disaster averted.

I got my back acne problem cured.

 

[Ram]

^That's good to hear. I've made the same transformation over the last three years. It's a tough one to make, but it's worth it in the end.

Hey there. You have changed a lot. When I first saw you, I was like "what a miserable, smelly fat cunt". Now, you're skinny.

But really, you have transformed to be more mature and focused. From your posts, you done yourself good. Keep it up ok. Most importantly, don't let words like that define who you are. You want to think you are a disaster, you will be a disaster. But you are not.

Just keep on tackling your issues and remember when you need help, most JUBbers are a pm away.

 

[Harke the Boeotarch]

Not in front of my face...

 

[MoltenRock III]

Currently no. I have good control over my life and emotions.

But I have said that to myself before, after a nasty situation with some "friends" many, many years back. I was a lying, manipulative little drama queen/bully amplified by the fact that I was depressed. Picture Regina from Mean Girls, except taller, larger, hairier with a cock and back acne problem. I knew one day, if I don't stop, the supreme ugly side of me will explode and create a black hole on earth sucking the happiness, hope and life out of the people around me. Of course, I changed.

Disaster averted.

I got my back acne problem cured.

You have acne on your cock? What's that called medically? Cockny?

 

[FPNY]

Cockny?

cockne...............

 

[Taz]

Nobody has ever said it to me, but I've thought it about myself So much of the time I'm winging it, shits just waiting to happen.

 

[AussieGuy91]

Nobody's said that, I've been told a bunch of other things though..

 

[SLOPPYSECONDS]

beds not design fa it

so there

'How much fa new cielin?'
good news or da bad news?
@ well ya stayed in 40 rooms so @
' no visited 40 rooms real quick '
wanna do it again?
' quiet '
ooh

ha

 

[HoodedRat]

Waiting? .. I'm a disaster that's already happened.

 

[borg69unimatrix]

Has anyone ever said this to you?

It was said to me recently, and about a month ago, I would've absolutely agreed.

Discuss.

Personally, I'm quite surprised you don't hear this DAILY.

 

[mbamike]

No, I usually present myself as being reserved, conservative, and in control of myself when out in public.

People, in general, would drop their dentures if they knew what I do behind closed doors.

 

[curiousunistudent]

I hear this often. But, I will admit that I can be ditzy at times. I once walked into a lamppost because I was too busy watching a seagull eat an entire Big Mac in one bite. The fat bastard ... it got me all distracted. I was fucking mesmerised by it!

 

[Taz]

A sea gull downing a whole Big Mac in one! I'd be mesmerised too! I don't think even I could do that. (as a qualifier, I can do a whole cheeseburger )

 

[curiousunistudent]

A sea gull downing a whole Big Mac in one! I'd be mesmerised too! I don't think even I could do that. (as a qualifier, I can do a whole cheeseburger )

A whole cheeseburger in one? Fuck me, we've got to get together!!!! haha

No, honestly, it was awesome. A few weeks later I willingly gave up my quarter pounder (after a night out I might add, the only time for fast food) to a seagull to prove it to my friends. I love the way they have adapted their diet to eat shit like McDonalds. Nature's awesome!!!!

 

[birddog7]

I AM a disaster that's already happened. It's way too late now...

 

[maxpowr9]

I've had a few disasters in the past but atm, I am the opposite. I am a rock that people depend on.

I have heard "you are the biggest asshole I have ever met but I still love you." though.