Youtube video of me, a sizzling hot guy with perfect face and body!!! [MERGED]

[luminum]

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His body isn't rock hard. It's toned, but he has an obvious squishy layer on top.

I'm not a Kobe fan. I don't even watch basketball.

But guys like this dude are repugnant because they think they're the shit. Like a spec in the cosmos screaming "I'm significant!"

 

[seven_sins]

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And is it just me or does he kinda look like Gumby?

Oh, Soil. You are so cruel.

 

[Marbas]

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i still have a lot of videos like me doing bench presses and similar exercises. i also have a video in which i'm driving my car in broad daylight. i took a video with a facial closeup while driving. and the light just accentuated my facial symmetry. next video i'll upload is me fighting a guy mixed martial arts (mma) style. i've been working out so hard lately, i'll be so sculpted by then.

I'd like to see a video of you shoving your head up your own ass.

 

[gmoney]

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i came here coz i love it when people tell me how great looking i am. how perfectly sculpted my body is. it just arouses me receiving remarks of that kind. i didn't expect people to get mad. guess you're all kobe fans. too bad. but whether you like to admit it or not, i am still freaking hot! you're just mad coz of the kobe remarks i made which i intended to be funny. i know i'm not as good as kobe (i'm still pretty good though.) overall intent of the video was to showcase my hard rock body and handsome face. thus i removed my shirt if you noticed. the kobe part was to make people take a look at my video and discover its real purpose- which is how fantastic looking i am. peace folks!

You think just because you came to a gay forum everyone would fall in love with your body? Believe me, a sour and conceited personality will turn off anyone, no matter what their orientation happens to be. Sounds to me like you are a very insecure person who needs validation from wherever you can obtain that!

 

[_AJ_]

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goodbye nobody like someone whos a cocky shit PO

 

[ladygrey]

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Are you kidding me?

If that is you, then your momma slept with a vagrant.

And like, she must have been on top and it must have been the slowest sperm in the bunch, cause damn, girl.

Yo mamma must have been like so slow in school that she didn't just go to the special class, she freaking got lost in the coat closet and spent the year there.

And as much as I highly doubt that you were acuttly in the clip,

If you are, than you need some serouis therpay. You need to call Doctor Phil up, and be like

You: Dr Phil, I have persoanlity issues.

Dr. Phil: What kinda of issues?

You: I'm an asshole. Yah, like a really big a-hole who wastes other peoples time.

Dr Phil: Really?

You: Plus I hang out on a Gay website, look at gay porn, but I still like boobies.

Dr Phil: You sound like my son. Is that you Jay? Jay, are you calling me and pretending to be someone else like that time you told me you hated your mother cause of her fashion sense?

You: No..No, I'm not your son.

Dr. Phil: Are you sure?

You: Yah, now I need your help, man.

Dr Phil: Well I think you need to shut up and admit you are a bisexual a-hole.

You: I'm not bi. I just think cocks are beautiful.

Dr Phil: That means you're gay.

You: really?

Dr. Phil: Yes.

You: Damn.

Dr Phil: Are you sure you're not Jay?

 

[slamminc11]

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in ending, would you guys appreciate the video if i didn't make fun of kobe? i still have a lot of videos like me doing bench presses and similar exercises. i also have a video in which i'm driving my car in broad daylight. i took a video with a facial closeup while driving. and the light just accentuated my facial symmetry. next video i'll upload is me fighting a guy mixed martial arts (mma) style. i've been working out so hard lately, i'll be so sculpted by then.

ciao and thanks guys! hoping for your support!

Dude, 99% of the people on this forum couldn't care less about Kobe. Actually, I'm starting to think someone has a man crush on Kobe, but I guess I could be wrong. Though listening to your rants about yourself, sounds like you do have a crush, on yourself! Buy yourself some dinner, give yourself a handjob and shut he hell up already!

 

[gmoney]

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Are you kidding me?

If that is you, then your momma slept with a vagrant.

And like, she must have been on top and it must have been the slowest sperm in the bunch, cause damn, girl.

Yo mamma must have been like so slow in school that she didn't just go to the special class, she freaking got lost in the coat closet and spent the year there.

And as much as I highly doubt that you were acuttly in the clip,

If you are, than you need some serouis therpay. You need to call Doctor Phil up, and be like

You: Dr Phil, I have persoanlity issues.

Dr. Phil: What kinda of issues?

You: I'm an asshole. Yah, like a really big a-hole who wastes other peoples time.

Dr Phil: Really?

You: Plus I hang out on a Gay website, look at gay porn, but I still like boobies.

Dr Phil: You sound like my son. Is that you Jay? Jay, are you calling me and pretending to be someone else like that time you told me you hated your mother cause of her fashion sense?

You: No..No, I'm not your son.

Dr. Phil: Are you sure?

You: Yah, now I need your help, man.

Dr Phil: Well I think you need to shut up and admit you are a bisexual a-hole.

You: I'm not bi. I just think cocks are beautiful.

Dr Phil: That means you're gay.

You: really?

Dr. Phil: Yes.

You: Damn.

Dr Phil: Are you sure you're not Jay?

 

[Absolut]

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^^^ OMG LADYGREY that was seriously the funniest thing EVER!! I had tears in my eyes and was laughing so hard I thought I was gonna choke!

OK, now onto Modest McGayerson -

i came here coz i love it when people tell me how great looking i am. how perfectly sculpted my body is. it just arouses me receiving remarks of that kind. i didn't expect people to get mad. guess you're all kobe fans. too bad. but whether you like to admit it or not, i am still freaking hot! you're just mad coz of the kobe remarks i made which i intended to be funny. i know i'm not as good as kobe (i'm still pretty good though.) overall intent of the video was to showcase my hard rock body and handsome face. thus i removed my shirt if you noticed. the kobe part was to make people take a look at my video and discover its real purpose- which is how fantastic looking i am. peace folks!

Seriously? You say you have a woman in the video, but you get aroused when other gay men say you look hot? Does she know you heart the cock sometimes??

I mean, if you are gonna make fun of Kobe the whole time, there is a little thing called sarcasm. I thought you were serious the entire time - and I laughed out loud when you said you were better than Michael Jordan AND Kobe combined!!

All in all, you look like a tool in the video. Sorry for ya.

*edit* Oh and PS - almost as funny as ladygrey's Dr. Phil session was reading all of the comments about your video. Cheers!

 

[justsimon]

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damn, why do u guys have to criticize instead of appreciate? i've done you guys a favor giving you eye candy as a treat.. i ain't ever posting here again! and subscribe to my videos on youtube so you'll receive an email when i upload a new video. i'm gonna upload a video about this site. haha, you'll see!

There's no lack of eye candy on this site.

 

[ladygrey]

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^
Exactly, it's a PORN SITE.

Why do we get the crazies? why? Doesn't focus on the family have an online forum?

Oprah does. Go bother her.

 

[PieRules]

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LOL @ ladygrey's Dr.Phil skit. Great stuff.

 

[trawler69]

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I'm the ultimate hunk, with rock hard body and flawless face. I think I am the most handsome man alive. And I am the best player in the world too, I have mad basketball skills. Below is my Youtube video... Please don't forget to comment and enjoy!!!

Thank you for that. A perfect demonstration of why the personality is far more important than the looks. Those on here with low self esteem will get a great boost from this, Thank you.

 

[gabriel1]

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And is it just me or does he kinda look like Gumby?

no it's not just you.

 

[RicanDAB]

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That video was a good laugh ... all 15 seconds of what I watched of it. What makes it even less impressive is how the poster did not even know how to embed the video into the post ... Don'tcha know embedding and not linking is where it's at???

 

[natedogg323]

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Wow!!!

I can't believe this guy. He has a nice body, I kinda even like his accent but after he opened his mouth for like 4 mins it took away from his body and any attraction I had for him flew out the window. Great posts by the way...I especially loved the Dr. Phil post that was hilarious!!!!

 

[looseliam]

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Have your heard the story of Narcissus???

 

[jasonpeters]

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There was nothing sizzling or hot abouth this. In fact he seems like such a dick!

 

[cockman1701]

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Out of curiosity I watched a couple of his other youtube vids. I think he and his bud skinner may have a special relationship.

 

[james1200]

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kobe, if you're looking for an honest appraisal of the goods, you've got a good body but the face is very average and you're balding which isn't helping..so hair plugs might be in order. don't know what you can do about the face but maybe you can get a slimmer nose? do sumtin about your hair now tho cause you're seriously balding...and you do look older than 23 so maybe cut down on the partying? or it could just be the fact you're balding that's making you look older but anyway, good body...just work on the other things i told you about.

good luck!

p.s. work on being a little less insecure too bud...your videos scream "i'm being funny but really i'm insecure and trying to get compliments by trying to be funny". insecurity is not attractive.