You've asked for it... I'm going to get started on Australians

[BRIOHAZARD]

*begin sarcasm*
Australians are so loud, when they come over to America they are so annoying with their very loud and annoying accents. They are always like "Blah, blah blah, my kangaroo did the cutest thing the other day, blah, blah, blah".

Another thing, Australians are always wearing those explorer hats, and explorer shirts, and explorer boots. Hello, you're in America, you're not going to run into any kukabaras or koalas here.

And last, Americans aren't Australians, so stop complaining or comparing the two cultures.
*end sarcasm*




First off, I just want to say I LOVE Australians (well, most of them ). I can't wait to visit Australia.

Second, I adore the movies Finding Nemo and The Rescuers Down Under.

Third, it's very sad that Steve Irwin and Heath Ledger died. May they both rest in peace.



Next up, the Canadians.

 

[teadrinker]

Well, my kangaroo did do the cutest thing the other day...

-T.

 

[JSB_01]

Well, my kangaroo did do the cutest thing the other day...

-T.

Forget your kangaroo, I want to hear about your dingo!

 

[Telstra]

umm do you whealy whealy have to do a copy cat thread.

Make the original one like: Australians are desert people.

 

[GL]

bu-bu-bu-buh-but.. why?

i wuv canadians!

especially the ones who get all excited and wave their arms and scream at cool shit from absolute justice! those canadians are especially cool in my book.

umm do you whealy whealy have to do a copy cat thread.

Make the original one like: Australians are desert people.

so are australians like the fremen?

...the spice must flow.

 

[adzaell]

i wuv canadians!


so are australians like the fremen?

...the spice must flow.

That would explain my blue eyes.... you may be ono somthing here.

My last name is now Atreides

 

[GM1985]

Anyone want to swap my Haggis for a Kangaroo? Good as new condition and only 300 miles on the clock!

 

[josher]

Forget your kangaroo, I want to hear about your dingo!

The dingo ate my BAHY-BEE!

 

[GM1985]

No, but I'll swap ya two Koalas and a platypus for the Loch Ness Monster.

It's a deal, though I haven't got the Instruction manual for the Loch Ness Monster, you'll need to just figure out how to work her yourself

 

[andysayshi]

I love kangaroo!

 

[BRIOHAZARD]

Be sure to never camp under a tree or the DROPBEARS will get you! RAAHRRRRARHRHARAWR

Thanks, I'll be sure not to.

bu-bu-bu-buh-but.. why?

Cause Canada is f**king amazing! And I want to move there someday.

umm do you whealy whealy have to do a copy cat thread.

Yes, I did. The other one was just to ridiculous, I had to make a copy cat.

 

[Under-taken]

Australians are jerks.

 

[tallguy297]

Sigh.... all this talk of koalas and platypus and kangaroos... its enough to make you sick...

Lets talk about the real Aussies and why we are mens men...

Things like

The crazy aggresive Eastern Brown...

or the Tipan...

or the great white

or the red back

or the Irukandji

See thats why you guys love us...

Not cause we are all bronzed, beach loving, 6'2" tanned gods with 8" cocks...

Its cause we're the only ones mad enough to live here

 

[Redsox]

Most Australians I know are wankers.

 

[tallguy297]

Australians are jerks.

Speak for yourself... oh wait... you were....

 

[tallguy297]

Most Australians I know are wankers.

Correct again....

Ooohhh... I love this game...

 

[andysayshi]

Don't forget the ol' Australian Funnelweb Spider - one of the deadliest spiders on Earth! (And they can live underwater for up to 30 hours, so don't go scooping them out of your swimming pool!)

 

[Ram]

I love this spoof.

 

[neruda]

Oh my Goooooowwdd, and they bash Indians too

 

[Knucklehead]

I like our Aussie posters.I like their humor,and they dont seem near as prissy and phony as a lot of Americans..

Even when I drove cab, the Australian guys, while often drunk,were a lot of fun.

Go Australia!