You've been given an elephant...

[Araucaria]

I would go to the local school for blind children, and I would situate them in various positions around the elephant-- by the ears, the trunk, the tusks, the sides, the legs, on its back, the rump, the tail, etc.

Then I would say, "OK, kids, tell me what God's like!"

 

[Rickrock]

My first response would be to ignore it and work around it, but on second thought I would use my magic to reduce it to a pet mouse.

 

[ShadowCat]

Have it walk across ex family members and then buy him a big crate of peanuts for finishin em off!

 

[rareboy]

If you are gonna ask such stupid questions I don't want to wok for you

It is actually a great question. Even reading the answers here, you would learn a lot about the person you hire.

 

[Harke the Boeotarch]

You've been given an elephant and you can't sell it or give it away. What will you do with it?

When life gives you an elephant, make elephantade.

 

[Alistair]

It is actually a great question. Even reading the answers here, you would learn a lot about the person you hire.

If it was during an interview I would have said crap-load instead of shit-ton

 

[pigface]

This really is the definition and origin of the phrase "white elephant".