Zombie Invasion!

[TheOscar]

If there were a zombie invasion happening right now, which JUB members do you think would easily become infected and which ones would survive or just die?


=D


(Don't be serious)

 

[looseliam]

Well, Abs likes to put just about anything in his mouth, so I'd say he'd be one of the first.

 

[JayHawk]

That kicks it... I am watching some zombie something or another this weekend...

I dunno who would bite it.... or get bit....

Remember Rule 1: Cardio: This one comes up in Zombieland and clearly makes alot of sense. How many fat people do you see at the end of the world when its zombies doing the ending?

And just so all JUBbers have the best chance... here is a link to The 32 Rules of Zombieland

 

[JayHawk]

I have killer cardio and am super fit, but idt I could outrun such a dense horde of zombies. I could pen myself in my apt because there's only one other apartment on my floor, so we can team up. But I don't own a gun, so after I run out of rations, I would just sit and wait lol

Rule 4: Doubletap: Carrying a gun is a great idea but it should never be your primary weapon. When you do end up using it for that last minute 'oh shit' moment remember to double tap. Its an emergency and thats why your using it and not your cricket bat so why skimp? One bullet more in the head will go a long way to ensuring your survival.

Rule 9: Guns Are for Hunting, Not for Zombie Killing: This one is simple. Guns need bullets. When your running who has time to stop for bullets? Keeping a shotgun with buckshot on hand is important but only when your pinned in and need a quick getaway. Its not a proper means for killing zombies as they run out of ammo and need reloading. Remember a Cricket Bat, or Toilet Lid do not need loading!


Ya gotta read the rules... no need for a gun

 

[JayHawk]

I think all of us in the NYC area would be damned well fucked.

there are definitely secure areas where I could hole up and probably not be found, but then you're just dying of starvation/dehydration instead.

I think the only real hope would be having close access to a boat (which you know how to pilot / have fuel for (if applicable))

Ahh of course rule number 15

Rule 15: Know Your Way out! Nothing worse then a poorly planned escape. If your going to be a hero its always a good idea to plan ahead and as the rule states.. know your way out!

 

[DragOneON]

lol, now here's a head scratcher for you. If 50 gay men managed to hole up in a bath house with say 5 women and somehow wait out the zombie hordes...

Who among you would be willing to do the needful to continue the human race ?

That being said, seeing as how I absolutely believe it's genetic, that would mean succeeding generations would likely increase until their were more gays than straight :hrrrmmmm:

Edit - i mean there would always be more gay than straight cause it started out that way, but you get what i mean

 

[JayHawk]

I got this ... although i would do the task the same way I pick up my dogs 'deposits' with a grimace and a determined efficiency....

 

[DragOneON]

I got this ... although i would do the task the same way I pick up my dogs 'deposits' with a grimace and a determined efficiency....

hahahahaha, plus rep for you I love the analogy

 

[looseliam]

I have killer cardio and am super fit, but idt I could outrun such a dense horde of zombies. I could pen myself in my apt because there's only one other apartment on my floor, so we can team up. But I don't own a gun, so after I run out of rations, I would just sit and wait lol

You only have to out-run the slowest person =]

 

[JayHawk]

You only have to out-run the slowest person =]

Exactly so if you fear a zombie outbreak then get yourself some fat friends.... and remember


Rule 5: No Attachments: This is a tough one but you can not have attachments. If you got kids or a wife your less likely to survive then the gal or guy who has no attachments and nothing slowing him or her down. Or worse yet making bonehead decisions like 'going back into the room'

 

[SLOPPYSECONDS]

just hold sign ups
' WHO IS BRAD PITT? '
then alls a there heads explode cause
zombies finds questions hard

thankyou

 

[JayHawk]

heh.

living in this area, though, I think any way you go, you wouldn't make it more than a block before you've got a thousand zombies chasing you.

Incendiary devices work wonders on crowds.........

but quiet is the answer not goin redneck

You have to be stealthy and hidden if you are to survive and escape a Zom-tropolis....

Rule 10: Be Quiet: Its the end of the world as you know it so try to avoid squeeling like a 4th grade school girl and perhaps invest in some good sneakers. Nobody said you have to kill all the zombies and there is certainly no shame in sneaking around and surviving versus tearing around like a madman and ending up being an undead happy meal.

Rule 19: Blend in: Much as Shaun did in Shaun of the Dead its important to blend in. Whens the last time you saw a zombie try to eat another zombie? not easily done but with the right odor and smearing of goo on your face it can happen.

 

[TheOscar]

I think Bender would get distracted by the loads of men chasing him and would soon after become a zombie.

 

[SLOPPYSECONDS]

Da public"

how a doins?

 

[MawellEvans]

i would probably bite it big one. or, if i survived. i would be holed up somewhere and die of stravation or in a fire or from some infection.

 

[SLOPPYSECONDS]

guess some folk put out knapkins whens theys up fa lunch

ha

Who is Brad PITT? we safe runnnnn
=POP SPLAT PING = < they da zoms heads goin POOF so no read ya ears voms it

( hi is Brad Pitt )
wot?

ha

 

[RonR18]

If there were a zombie invasion happening right now, which JUB members do you think would easily become infected and which ones would survive or just die?


=D


(Don't be serious)

You'd be one of the many JUBbers who survived, because you're smart enough to pull off an effective imitation of a zombie as you scavenged for food among them.

 

[TheOscar]

You'd be one of the many JUBbers who survived, because you're smart enough to pull off an effective imitation of a zombie as you scavenged for food among them.

You think so? Awesome. I would hope so, Ron, I would hope sooo.

 

[Taz]

I know for certain Ram, has experience fighting off zombies so he'd survive

DQ would probably mount his Lefty Steed and they'd gallop off to safety.

Oscar you've had plenty of experience escaping the ravenous claws of Bender, so you know how to escape, and Bender would also survive by following you blindly

As for me, I'd wrangle up all my Aussie Jubbers and we'd make a kickass zombie fighting team

Frame of reference as to why Z's shouldn't f#$k with me

 

[JayHawk]

Ahhhh you make me think of World WAR Z


Awesome book