Zookeeper killed while having sex with alligator

[Alistair]

Jimmy Olsen had been working with the reptiles at Naples Zoo for the last two years, and was considered a reptile specialist. He was killed, by a 24-foot long male alligator named Brutus while he was engaged in sexual intercourse with one of the smaller specimens.

http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/florida-zoo-employee-killed-while-attempting-to-rape-alligator/

Yes, it's fake but funny as hell

 

[cityboy-stl]

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Although I find it difficult to believe anything from World News Daily.

Couldn't he just get a Fleshlight?

 

[Benvolio]

He was expecting Clark Kent /Superman to rescue him.

 

[eastofeden]

I remember when I was in the Navy these guys were sitting around talking about how they all had a favorite sheep they fucked....

I didn't give it too much thought but I was SURE they were joking and it was just regional humor I had never encountered before as I grew up in the SF Bay Area.......

My best friend was from Alabama and he assured me they were not joking....it still took years for it to sink in....

I can't even begin to wrap my mind around alligator sex....I won't even try....

 

[mikey3000]

It is all over the net from multiple international sources, though none "American main stream". More proof that the media in America is censored. Non the less...

WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!?! Now I've heard it all.

 

[gsdx]

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Although I find it difficult to believe anything from World News Daily.

Indeed. Did you read any of the sideline headlines?

"Rio: Russian Athlete Blames Shrunken Testicles on Zika Virus, ‘Not Steroids’"
"Rio: Athlete becomes pregnant after falling in filthy water"
"Donald Trump promises to release more pictures of his wife if elected"
"Paparazzi Threatens to Release Nude Pictures of Hillary Clinton to Highest Bidder"
"German Scientists Prove There is Life After Death"

 

[JerryPic]

Karma bitch
The guy looks like a lesbian.
What happened to the alligator that attacked, did he get a medal or something?

P.S. Perhaps it was a suicide

 

[peeonme]

Sad, I want to make a smart ass comment and I guess I just feel bad for the guy, what in the hell was he thinking?

 

[LittleDove]

According to what I'm seeing, the picture is of a young Scotsman by the name of Gavin Hart who works in some kind of reptile sanctuary in Spain.

 

[swerve]

This story is NOT true...

And I refuse to believe otherwise...

 

[MTLDude]

If this was true, and it this not, the guy would be a recipient of a Darwin Award!

 

[mikey3000]

Thank God. I had difficulty believing that it was true.

 

[Kahaih]

Yeah, but they said 'Florida'.

If it hasn't happened yet, . . .

 

[unloadonme]

This can't be right, it has to be a hoax.

 

[Vitamin]

Indeed. Did you read any of the sideline headlines?

"Rio: Russian Athlete Blames Shrunken Testicles on Zika Virus, ‘Not Steroids’"
"Rio: Athlete becomes pregnant after falling in filthy water"
"Donald Trump promises to release more pictures of his wife if elected"
"Paparazzi Threatens to Release Nude Pictures of Hillary Clinton to Highest Bidder"
"German Scientists Prove There is Life After Death"

Oh the other stories at the bottom of the mobile site are even better:

"Florida Man Falls Victim to Leprosy After Sex with Armadillo"

"Amnesiac Man Wakes From Coma Only Speaking Ancient Hebrew"

"Texas: 14 Year Old Virgin Falls Pregnant After Flu Shot"

"Authorities Issue Warning After New 'Tampon Diet' Claims Another Victim"

 

[Cormac135]

Hopefully the story is fake.

My heart goes out to all you guys who are into animals, it must be a mare.

I'm up for a threesome.

 

[Natello4]

Just.. whatever. Enjoy the weekend, JUB population!

 

[peeonme]

Hopefully the story is fake.

My heart goes out to all you guys who are into animals, it must be a mare.

I'm up for a threesome.

Wow, fucking hot! and look at the dude!

 

[rareboy]

I thought the little fucker would be bat boy.

 

[Alistair]

Wow, fucking hot! and look at the dude!

I'd you like him there's many more just like him in my thread Rednecks, Country Bumpkins and Cowboys here

http://www.justusboys.com/forum/threads/395283-Rednecks-Country-Bumpkins-and-Cowboys