“Power Bottoming,” The Most Disturbing New Trend in American Homosexuality

[FirePhoenix]

Well i'm fully turned on now.

Gotta love those power bottoms!

 

[BigDestiny]

My favorite part is the description of versatile:

“Versatile,” another expression in this lexicon of filth, is gay code for a man who pretends to be a well-endowed penetrator in public, but readily begs to be the recipient of sodomy in the bedroom or alleyway. Any hint that a potential partner is a “versatile” will scare off a power bottom on the hunt.

Do you suppose religious homophobes know people post things like this and laugh?

 

[alley]

"For homosexuals, this means one male inserts his erect phallus between the buttocks of another male and inserts it quite deeply. He will then proceed to pull his member almost all the way out before violently poking it back in again. This rectal trespass causes indescribable pain. Pharmacy products and even saliva can be used to lubricate the robust activity, although many gays prefer to go without for that “rough and nasty” feeling."

Kinda gave me a chubby...writer seems to know a lot about this "vile" activity.

 

[gsdx]

Lying on one’s back with hind legs in the air. Most often occurring in a domestic setting (such as the bedroom), this posture allows for the deepest form of homosexual penetration.

Ummm. . . where exactly are our front legs?

I'm not getting all my memos.

 

[asu1117]

I was particularly fond of the "20 Ways to Tell if Your Teenage Daughter Is a Lesbian" article.

 

[G-Lexington]

I'm pretty sure ChristWire is a parody site.

Lex

 

[asu1117]

Listening to Lady GaGa makes you gay!




This site has proven very amusing, thank you.

 

[mikeyjon]

According to the article we only do certain positions in certain locations, now do you think it's ok to mix it up

 

[FirePhoenix]

According to the article we only do certain positions in certain locations, now do you think it's ok to mix it up

No, when you turned gay and got your card you should have read the pamphlet that states which vile activity is to be taken place where and at what time. Don't make me cut up your gay card mr.!

 

[mikeyjon]

No, when you turned gay and got your card you should have read the pamphlet that states which vile activity is to be taken place where and at what time. Don't make me cut up your gay card mr.!

I tried but it was in Spanish

 

[Lukeee]

It wouldn't surprise me if there really were people who thought like that.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christwire

 

[brandhay]

This site isn't as great as The Onion, but sometimes they come really close.

 

[bulge]

I am sure the guy writing all that stuff, gets multiple orgasms.

http://christwire.org/2011/04/e3-a-...ity-the-next-wii-will-turn-your-children-gay/

http://christwire.org/2011/03/minec...s-kids-how-to-make-penis-with-digital-blocks/

http://christwire.org/2011/03/homo-gay-agenda-releases-the-gs2-gaystation/

I do orgasm only reading it. If only, it was all true. It is so hilarious.

 

[belamyi]

Self-professed Christian minds can be so versatile.

 

[diamondstar]

That article kinda turned me on. The writing style was very erotic.

Really lol? I think it's just stupid.

 

[Críostóir]

The thing is, I honestly have no idea if the site is satire or not. No one's confirmed it, but the articles are so consistently ridiculous, they have to be intentional.

While this site is satire, it's a law of the internet that there is no satire so extreme that someone doesn't sincerely believe the same things (and post them). Therefore it's impossible to tell, just by the outrageousness of a piece of writing, whether it's satire or not.

 

[OogieMess]

I'm pretty sure ChristWire is a parody site.

Lex

I've only just looked at this thread. And yes, absolutely.

 

[borg69unimatrix]

Power Bottoms... they just keep going, and going, and going...

 

[OogieMess]

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUVs7vXNZiw[/ame]

 

[Ninja108]

Never knew I could get turned on reading an article