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30 Days In The Hole............

No, I prefer chorizos, salchichones, butifarras, morcillas and longanizas!

However, if I'm juiced enough, I might tried one, especially if it tastes like my other friend Don Q!
 
chatolandia said:
No, I prefer chorizos, salchichones, butifarras, morcillas and longanizas!

However, if I'm juiced enough, I might tried one, especially if it tastes like my other friend Don Q!
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you preference in lovers have strange names but.......i had a lover named RALPH once....who am i to talk!

Don Q....i think i gave him oral one time!?!?:confused:
his semen tasted like chili relenos with a hint of lime....yummy!:D
 
jusberf said:
Pink taco??? Eeewwwwwwwwwwww!!! :eek:
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oh sweetie.......you ate one not too long ago!!!!!!(*8*)
you just puked a little but it's like eating magic mushrooms....vomit first then the fun begins!!!!..|
 
jusberf said:
I thought of it as more like eating a hollowed out watermelon, but I did have hallucinations the next day!!! #-o
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i tend to have that effect on me!!oops!

i think it's all the drugs in my pussy juice!?!:eek:
 
all this talk is making me horny...i gotta see if i have any bananas left....or maybe a nice summer sausage!!!!!..|
 
1:45p.m.



my emotions are mixed upon viewing the contents of said beer bottle!:confused:
i'm happy to see that there are at least two inches of brew still in it but become sad when i notice a half smoked cig floating around the amber fluid!!!!:eek:
i think back to last night, sated from round 2 of lovemaking, i decide to have a cold one then light up a smoke only to have BRUNO prod me in the back....letting me know he was ready for another round!:sex:

i can't sleep when it's warm so i keep my thermostat at 62 degrees. besides my bear gives off plenty of warnth!..|

the bottle is cool to the touch so i know the contents are not yet tepid.

my eyes are averted to BRUNO's used condom and an idea forms in my fevered brain.
the semen in the rubber, the booze and even the cig suddenly become....to me anyway.............a protein pack!!!..|

i greedily bring the condom to my lips and suck in the contents. sadly it must've been the 5th rubber used that night so BRUNO was shooting the last drops of the evening from the "well":(

never the less.....the creamy batter tastes of berries and for once i'm thankful for BRUNO's strange diet!!:D

before i overthink it....... i quickly grab the bottle and pour the beer down my throat, clenching the soggy cig between my teeth, then proceed to chew the tobacco flakes releasing nicotine into my blood stream!!!!..|

of course my "protein pack" is merely a tease to my taste buds so i frantically search the carpet for other food sources....alas....... i come up empty handed!!!!:cry:

i snuggle up next to BRUNO for comfort when i spy his pickle laying nestled in his wild forest of pubes!

if only i could drink from the tap i sigh.:(

another plan is born!!!!!:=D: ..|
 
chatolandia said:
Yeah! And Pina Coladas and Cuba Libres and with Cranberry Juice!

Well I'm thirsty now!
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CHA!(*8*)
are you a bartender or just a drunk????

whichever.........i'm in LOVE!!!!!!!!:luv:
 
jusberf said:
I'm a novice at this whole alcohol thing, but it sure does seem like fun!!! I can't wait 'til I'm legal. Thirteen more days!!! (!)
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MY GOD!!!!!!!


you are just a baby!!!!!!

i'm sorry i made any "untoward" advances!!!!

now go to bed....do you want me to read you a bedtime story??(*8*)
 
Pringle said:
I'll have what he's having!

Hello Marvtha :wave:
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PRINCE PRINGIE!!!!!!!!(*8*) :kiss:

where you been hiding....in the bottle??????

all this talk about booze is making my "kitten twitch!";)
 
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