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30 Days In The Hole............

8:15 a.m.


i hear a car honking outside in my drive way.
it's probably SIR BERF'S limo.....he said 8 sharp!!![-X
CAN'T ANYONE BE ON TIME?????:grrr:
or are all you gays "fashionably late?";)

i try to send out a distress signal using my mind but my "special powers" are useless!:cry: and evidently..."all in your drug addled head" as my therapist so blantantly told me!!!![-X
after a few minutes of horn blaring i hear someone shout "MARVTHA..YOU IN THERE?"
the voice sounds familiar to me. i try to place it!:confused:

"GET YOUR FAT ASS OUT HERE BITCH!' and i realize who it is....SIMON!!!
sinfulsimon..... SUMINON's partner in crime.
SUMINON must have tired of him bumming ciggies and drinking all his Stella!:grrr:
i have wondered what ever became of him?

a chauffeur huh?:p
oh well it's an honest days work!;)

anyhoo...i scream as loud as i can for help but my throat is raw.
the numerous meds i take makes my throat dry and my 4 pack a day habit doesn't help matters either i'm sure!?!?[-X

a final scream is caught in my throat when i hear the limo pulling out of the drive!!!](*,) :grrr: :cry:

exhausted, i succumb to sleep.:zzz: :zzz:
 
jusberf said:
What a terrible ordeal you had, my sweet. I guess our little orgy just wan't meant to be. Another time, I'm sure!!! (*8*) :kiss:
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did someone say.........orgy?!?!

what day is it?

hmmmmm......... must have dozed off:confused:
 
rotary said:
This thread wasn't your best, Marvtha [-X
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i have to agree umm look a bottle of gin
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1:23 p.m.

i awake from a lovely dream where Anna Nicole and i are sitting out on the lanais drinking green tea and discussing world politics.
we are overjoyed with the Pope's plans to distribute life-saving vaccines to the poorest countries.
Gordon Brown could reap domestic political benefits fron this plan also so it's a ...WIN/WIN situation!..|

unfortunately i can't wake myself from the nightmare i've got myself into!:help:
my right hand and forearm are numb at this point!:cry:
i'm edgy and realize my body is craving nicotine....i recall smoking my last cig before my shower....about 7 hours ago!!!!!!!!!](*,)
my heart drops as i recall leaving my ciggies in the bathroom!:(

maybe some booze will take the "edge" off????
on any given "normal" day i would have already made the smooth transition from my morning mimosas to beer or liquor....depending on my situation!

my moods are somewhat "iffy!":badgrin:
sometimes they "swing" and sometimes i'm on a "merry-go-round"......spinning joyfully in stupid bliss!
when my mood says "monkey bars"..........LOOK OUT!!! .......... APE SHIT CRAZY:grrr: :cry:

i pray there's a bottle laying somewhere near!\:/

i scoot my body as far to the edge of the bed as one possibly can with their hand trapped in someone's fat ass!
with my left hand i explore the carpet by the bed.
EUREKA......i find a bottle shaped object!
DAMN it's only my vibrator...hmmmm...might come in "handy" later.....i set it aside;)

i make a mental note that i really must vacuum...i find a dust bunny the size of one of those dogs Paris Hilton is always carrying around!!!!:eek:

WHAT'S THIS????:confused:
it's squishy....:eek:
it's one of BRUNO'S used rubbers![-X i set that side too for emergency purposes!!oops!

FINALLY my fingers wrap around the neck of a beer bottle....cool to the touch...............I'VE HIT PAY DIRT!!!!..| (!)
 
jusberf said:
Darling, it's beginning to sound like you might have an alcohol dependency. [-X
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i can do without it but...........i choose not to!

without booze and my meds you wouldn't even wanna know this bitch!!!!!oops!
 
elvin1 said:
No hard drinking Marvtha! :p
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W.T.F?????:confused:

am i being surrounded by the "sobriety" police today?!?!?:grrr:

what....a girl can't have a little "cocktail" before noon!!!!????](*,)
 
chatolandia said:
I've been reading this thread and feeling for you.:cry: :cry: (*8*)

It makes me wanna finish off my bottle of Frangelico and getting started on the rum..
(UU) (UU)
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i don't know this girl "frangelico" you speak of but the rum idea sounds great!!!!!!!!!(UU)

i like drinkin' rum when i'm on the ocean....okay, sitting by my pool.....

okay....i sit around in my p'j's and watch my soaps and drink it!!!!!oops!

P.S. nice pussy!!!!!!!;)
 
marvtha said:
i don't know this girl "frangelico" you speak of but the rum idea sounds great!!!!!!!!!(UU)

i like drinkin' rum when i'm on the ocean....okay, sitting by my pool.....

okay....i sit around in my p'j's and watch my soaps and drink it!!!!!oops!

P.S. nice pussy!!!!!!!;)
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Rum is such a maligned beverage, is great on orange juice for breakfast, on coca-cola for lunch, and on ice for dinner!

Frangelico is not a girl, is an italian loveliness that is my best friend right now!
I used to be friends my Jose Cuervo, but the last time we spend time together it was too painful afterwards! So Frangelico is my new friend!:p :p :p :p

BTW She's the only pussy I love!
 
jusberf said:
Petting your pussy again, hon? [-X
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ROVER IS DEAD!!!!!!!!:cry:

OH.....you meant my "hoo ha"......i don't "pleasure" myself.....it's not right by catholic law or something!?!?:confused:
 
chatolandia said:
Rum is such a maligned beverage, is great on orange juice for breakfast, on coca-cola for lunch, and on ice for dinner!

Frangelico is not a girl, is an italian loveliness that is my best friend right now!
I used to be friends my Jose Cuervo, but the last time we spend time together it was too painful afterwards! So Frangelico is my new friend!:p :p :p :p

BTW She's the only pussy I love!
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we should get together and party sometime!!!;)

we run in the same "circle" it seems!!
'cause ya gotta have FRIIIIIEEEENDS!(!)

i have A LOT of "Buds!"..|
 
elvin1 said:
LOL...I just don't want to see you passed out on some random guy's lap again...:p
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always looking out for me ELVIS!!!(*8*) :kiss:

i'm very selective with my lovers though!!!![-X

names sometimes escape me though!!!!:confused:
 
chatolandia said:
Anytime!! I may even reconcile with Jose for a while!;) :gogirl:
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i'll call you "CHA"!!

by the way....are you a man or woman?
i've swang the other way before a time or two but.......... prefer cock!!!*|*
 
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