A Hairy Gnome Companion: Lawn Decorum And Vacuum Tales

[DonQuixote]

Stop and think about it and decide on your answer before you scroll down.













The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.

2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

 

[DonQuixote]

Did you say, open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?

Wrong Answer.

Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions..





3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals

 

[DonQuixote]

attend .... except one. Which animal does not attend?









Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory .. Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.







4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and

 

[DonQuixote]

you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?



Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

 

[DonQuixote]

According to Lefty/Quixote Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of theProfessionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers got several correct answers.

Lefty/Quixote Consulting says this conclusively proves the theory that most professionals do not have the brains of a four-year-old.

 

[ShihTzuTylenol]

lol
I clearly need to visit more often, you're cracking me up DQ

 

[Lefty]

Donnie,

Don't jump.....Lefty/Quixote Consulting is not going tits up.

The Gnome experiment just confirms how insecure those gay people are.

The test was taken by many but the gay giraffes were afraid to stick their

sinuous perverted necks out and document that they flunked most, if not

all the questions.

So many fey faeries today are afraid to get a giggle on at their own 'alleged'

expense.

Don't worry, worst comes to worst my Uncle Archie and Aunt Edith have a

place in the business district we can bunker down and do our work out of

too. My cousin Gloria said if theres a problem, her hubby...Big Mike "the

Meathead" would fix Arch.


Come down now, we are due at the Dr. Johann Besslers for the Champers

and Cheese festival....e. Joan and Kuli are waiting.

 

[DonQuixote]

Free Eats? What's on offer?
That wasn't me up there, lefty.
It mighta been Tzu, though.
This is HIS thread, afterall,
and he's been letting it lay fallow.

We try. You, of all people, know what they say -
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make them drink.
Same applies here.
We can invite people to join in, even show them the way
with an easy to click on link, but, the choice is theirs.

I'm sure some will visit now and again.
Now, cum pick me up, I'm hungry.

I heard Masters and Johnson were leading an activity, too.

 

[Lefty]

I'll be there in 15.

BTW, it wasn't Masters and Johnson,

The Unloader and the Star boy are opening a wine bar in the

Battlements of York, no "Frogs or Rabbits" allowed as the bar

is high in a corner turret and open air......They are afraid for jumpers

Now get your tail in gear...the pond hopper leaves in 2 hours.

 

[DonQuixote]

*scurries about getting put together*

BTW, a certain Brown Bear known to have a voracious appetite has been seen back on the mainland terra firma.

 

[Lefty]

Well,

he ie going to be HUNG out to dry like

white on rice over the refried bean incident

that occured while he was yachting in Mexico.

Channel 69 news is working on a blog bio but

needs a little more time before Lefty can bare

the bears collegiate 'beach of etiquette'.

 

[DonQuixote]

You mentioned refried beans in your concern.
Does this have to do with his musical interpretation and original compostition exposition?

 

[Lefty]

No,

it was more of a classical Gas

with a heavy steel guitar riff.

 

[DonQuixote]

Something along this line for the first part?

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_U6qJrKegM&feature=fvst[/ame]

In deference to the Master . . .

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Z9nl3T31wI&feature=fvst[/ame]

 

[Lefty]

^

Dude,

I appreciate your humble admiration of my Superiority to

most of mankind.....but, hold the deference...it clogs up

like choleresterol.

 

[DonQuixote]

^
Dude,
I appreciate your humble admiration of my Superiority to
most of mankind.....but, hold the deference...it clogs up
like choleresterol.

LOL, No, Leftykins I was referring to Mason Williams.
Nice try, though.

Here's another rendition, slighly uptempo. I do love this song.
[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hU-3_D26mUg[/ame]

 

[Lefty]

Mason, 'THE JAR", Williams

Doesn't he sell shoes in mags or something?

 

[DonQuixote]

And, just for good measure, here's a video geared to the youth of today, with our song of the day featured prominently a few minutes in.

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XImROsK5hE&feature=fvsr[/ame]

 

[Lefty]

You got that bio of my youth from my grandson Hung didn't you?

Well, I still have the sword (wanna hone me up?) but I think I will

go away for a bit..........these JUB people are mean and selfish.

 

[DonQuixote]

So long, farewell, I bid the sweet adieu.

I fear I am fading and must say goodnight.