A variety of hot sexy gay stuff

[Michaelja36]

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-I might be allergic to a lot of things but nuts ain't one of them!

-Fucking he'll mate ! You're telling me!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-I love your green lycras and socks mate! Can I ask you a big favour!?

-What is it!?

-Would you mind if I take them home with me!?

-What on earth do you mean!?

-Well my favourite colours are green and brown!

-Brown!?

-Well I expect you've left your trademark on the seat of your lycras!

 

[rmcrae]

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Very romantic Josh but I hope you've brought a mattress!

I don't fancy being sixty-nined on these bare rocks!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

The gorgeous ARYA SEPANTA should IMHO change his name by deed poll to

ARYA SEPANTIES!

 

[Danash]

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Oh yes!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Right which of you bitches wants the job of undoing my boots and giving me a foot worship!?

After ninety minutes on the pitch these bastards really stink!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Just look at how the expression on the face of this visitor from the Indian subcontinent changes!

He thinks he's been engaged to model suits when in fact he's being groomed as a cumdump for businessmen!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

This must be the original "offer you can't refuse!"

This guy is sticking his arse out and if you didn't get the hint he's even had TAKE printed on the back of his shirt!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

If ever an arse needed a face to rest on that arse belonged to Man City's John Stones!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

This is my very favourite photo of 23 year old Polish footballer Nicola Zalewski who plays for Inter Milan!

Don't ask me why but I think it's all about the feet- the shape, the smell!

I'd give my right arm to sniff the socks he was wearing before this photo was taken!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"For fucks sake not here in front of twenty thousand people!

Wait till we get into the dressing room at least!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

In the words of the Big Issue seller:

"Don't be shy give it a try!"

it's all in a good cause -the Charity sniffathon!

Just bury your face in his shitter for five minutes and it'll cost you only five dollars!

If you want to go further I'm sure we can reach an accommodation!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Is this your first day on work experience?

-Yeah but I'm not too keen on laying bricks!

-Me neither but I wouldn't mind laying him!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-So why did you marry her!?

-Isn't it obvious!?

I get unrestricted access to my stepson's bedroom when they're all out not to mention the dirty laundry basket!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

The guy sticking out his tongue is so fucking gorgeous and by the time I've finished giving him the rimjob of his life there's no way my tongue will be pink- hopefully a nice shade of brown!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Not advisable to stick your arse out anywhere near me mate!

It's like a magnet to iron filings and I'll be up there like a rat up a drainpipe!

A young 18 year old lad came to fix my tv last week and while he was squirming about trying to untangle the cables I pulled down his trackie bottoms and underpants and buggered him while he was working!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

This guy has totally fouled up by crashing a really expensive vehicle and his boss is on.his way to inspect the damage and give the boy his P45!

The boy doesn't want to.lose his job and believes that if he opens his legs for his furious boss it might be a way for him to keep his job!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

So where are we meeting up ?

I've waited so long for your 18th birthday to arrive and it finally has!

So looking forward to making a man of you!