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[Sniffademskidz]

speaking of Cristiano


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This guy's got the lot-muscles, strength, good looks! Not sure about a brain but then we're not going to spend all night discussing the theory of relativity!

I bet he'd split you in two or at least catapult you through the bedroom window into the garden!

I have watched his career very closely ever since he burst onto the footballing scene! Mind you I have watched hisarse even more closely!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Whoops sorry! Made a mess of that lot!

Must do better next time!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Hope that these two beauties will make up for it!

 

[Michaelja36]

 

[seven2go]

Hope that these two beauties will make up for it!

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[Sniffademskidz]

-Would you.two boys be up for helping us with our research!?

-Sure mate!

-We'll pay you!

-Great!

We are conducting research into how odour changes before and after physical exercise! So we'll sniff your feet and arseholes before the start of the match and then sniff them again when you come off the pitch!

We just need to confirm that you are both 18 before we start!I

-Both born on 1 June 2007!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

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Love that top photo!

The way in which the seat of his underpants is on display for all and sundry! Very erotic!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-So who is this then!?

-No idea! He doesn't seem to understand English at all but we took them all out of the back of the lorry and cleaned them up and this one is just out of the shower!

-Yes I can see that he is still wet! Leave him with me for a bit!

I might be able to milk something out of him!

 

[seven2go]

^ > He is model Nathaniel DenMartin........

 

[Sniffademskidz]

When Robbie from Reception came up to investigate the problem in the sink of Room 260 he thought the occupant of the room was out!

He was therefore pretty shocked to have the seat ripped out of his shorts as soon as he entered and the hotel guest servicing Robbie's plumbing rather than the other way round!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Your girlfriend's got a lovely pair of tits Jason!

-Yeah and since the baby was born she's been breastfeeding so they are constantly full of milk!

-She's got me on one tit and our son on the other! A real family affair!

-So who gets to suck the milk out of YOUR tits!?

-You two of course-best buddies and all that!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Joao Felix's girlfriend is such a lucky bitch!

She gets to stick her tongue up that fantastic Portuguese arse whenever the fancy takes her!

Regrettably women are much less into rimming than we men so Joao if you ever feel the need to get rimmed by an expert you have a whole army of willing volunteers here queuing up for the job!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Micky knew that he was unlikely to get the promotion he so longed for on his own merits!

He was really punching above his own weight in this job and was only taken on because he allowed the interview panel to shag the arse off him on the day of the interview!

He was hoping that some of the members of that panel fancied a second go at destroying his arse today!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-You told me that you've got friends on the exam board so just make sure when the A level results come out in August that I get three grade As so that I can get in to Cambridge!

-.......but Sam you have done absolutely no work in any of your subjects!

-Very true but if I don't get those grades you never get to fuck my sweet little arse again!

The choice is yours!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Thanks for fixing my shower!?

-Can you get in there and try it out for me please!

-We don't normally do that as part of the service Sir!

-Oh go.on! I'll pay you extra cash in hand and a bit more if you leave me your dirty socks and pants! Your knickers must be rank! My whole house is full off the smell of your unwashed arse!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Hayden realised when he saw his burly teammates licking their.lips that he was like a lamb to the slaughter!

He looked deep into the eyes of each one of those filthy bastards who wanted the honour of being the first one up his shitter and and claim the accolade of taking his cherry!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

You're lucky to be in this halfway house after all the trouble you caused in.prison! They were just glad to get shot of you!I

It was me that pleaded your cause because despite everything you're a sexy looking fucker!

If you give your arse up to me night and morning you can stay as long as you want!

I think I'll sniff those smelly feet of yours for starters!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

If you go down to the woods today you're sure of a big surprise!
If you go down to the woods today you'll never believe your eyes!
'Cos every bear that ever there was is gathered there for certain because
Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic!

......and that little twink in the grey underpants is the choicest thing on the
menu!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-You're the best looking boy in the school Ryan so it's no wonder you've been chosen to play the part of Romeo!

-Maybe but only Mr.Julius the drama teacher would have the temerity to rewrite Shakespeare in the interests of inclusivity and political correctness!

The play we are putting on is now "Romeo and Julius" so instead of sucking the milk out of Juliet's tits I'll be taking the cream from Julius' bollocks up my arse!

 

[MoaningMike]