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[Sniffademskidz]

It's great that you Kurdish barbers have now diversified into shaving pucker pussy hair!

I hope the hair round my hole is less chaotic than the hair on my head!

Don't worry baby boy we have special techniques for removing that hair which sometimes involve teeth and tongue!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Never forget that a king can take a rook both on and off the chessboard!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Being a keen cyclist James often came across road works but always managed to make his way through them.

If the chaps working there were particularly horndogs he would engage them in conversation!

Today two of them who seemed to be the only ones in attendance came and spoke to him together as James enquired into what was going on!

The eloquent response he received was:

"Dunno mate!"

So James slipped his hands between their legs and looked them straight in the eyes:

"Now my brother is the CEO of the company that employs you and it would be most inadvisable of you to tell tales out of school especially if you don't want to receive an electronic copy of your P45!

I'll be back when I've completed my circuit so hope you will both be suitably receptive!

 

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[Sniffademskidz]

-So we're just waiting for the bride then!?

...and this is the best man!?

-Well he's the best man I've ever had!!!!

 

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This is what makes warm weather so great.

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Some couples cum across so much better in black and white!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-I've been given your number by a friend regarding investment advice!

I was just wondering whether you would be open to receive me right now!

I need some advice about where to put my recently accumulated load!

-Oh yes! My office is Room 251 on the second floor!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

23 year old French footballer Hugo Ekitike!

Love the picture of him bending over in the goal!

Who would have the courage to show their appreciation of his efforts by sticking their nose up that beautiful black arse and breathing in his life giving scent!!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Are your bollocks ready for their morning milking mate!?

Yep but not here! Let's stop off at that little wooded area and you can suck for England!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Great pic Keizo!

Mr. Rebus only likes his account serviced by the horniest little fuckers and you'll be just perfect!

Just make sure you wear BLACK socks! They really turn him on and will help him to make another big deposit which is all good for the bank!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I keep bumping into you mate!

First time I saw you was in a car and now I see you on a motorbike!

Hopefully the next time I see you you'll be bouncing up and down on the end of my cock!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Do you think it's really appropriate for me to see on in your bedroom with no shirt on!?

-Me mum's out and anyway I'm eighteen now!

-Yes but I am your social worker and I should be behaving in a professional capacity!

-Well if you're my social worker you should be looking after my welfare and what I need right now is a fucking good shafting so get yer todger out and you can leave here knowing that you have lifted the spirits of a young man who was down in the dumps!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Don't keep scratching or you will make it sore!

I've got a special cream guaranteed to make you forget that you ever had an itch in the first place!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Although there was no doubt that Ross was the best archer in the club there was still considerable doubt about his favourite target!!!!