A variety of hot sexy gay stuff

[Sniffademskidz]

You know you boys are not supposed to be in this room and you Bobby Jarrett should know that as head boy and you've now reached the age of majority so you should be showing other boys an example!

You two boys had better get back to your dorms while I wipe that smirk off Bobby's face!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

What a delicious threesome!

One's just come out of the office, One's just finished at the gym and they cum face to face with the guy leaning against the wall!

Is it a quick one in the public bog or is it time to get a room!?

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I wouldn't even bother to undo his belt and unzip his fly!

I'd just rip the seat out of those jeans, push him against the wall and go in through the back door!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

This car may have the latest technology but the windscreen wipers are still not strong enough to deal with whatever lands on the bonnet!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I hope he's not ticklish 'cos that beard of yours is going to be brushing big time against his pucker hole when you're rimming.him!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Don't worry mate! He's just playing hard to get!

A few more of those kissesabnd he'll be on his back, pants down and his pucker will be winking at you to come in!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Howdy.....sexy boy in glasses! I want you on your back ready for me to 69 you while I'm sniffing your smelly feet!

That's the advantage of being a hotel cleaner! Got the master key to every room.....and man am I going to destroy this nerdy bastard!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Wise words indeed!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Well it certainly makes a change from:

"Brother can you spare a dime!?"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

THE DEFINITION.OF EMBARRASSMENT!

You fucking bitch! I've just cum in my tights and now I've got to turn and face the audience for my solo!

Nothing sweet about this Nutcracker Suite!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Look lads it doesn't pay to insult the taxi driver who's taking you home!

You're as pissed as farts after your joint 18th birthday celebrations but this big black donkey-dicked cab driver has got enough cum in his bollocks to seed the lot of you and make men of you all in one go!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

HOW TO CATCH A MOVING COCK!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Welcome to your new personal trainee!

Instructions for use!

1) Drop to your knees behind trainee and run your nose up and down his arsecrack while fondling his cock with both your hands!

2) If he makes a positive purring noise ease down his lycra leggings and insert your tongue into his anus!

3) If on the other hand he shows any resistance to step 1 then start him off on the heaviest weights in the gym!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

The number of times I have offered to pick wedgies from Brad's arse for him but he's so independent and won't accept any help!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Just finished his A levels and thrust into the harsh reality of life as work experience boy Josh realised that the dirty old pervs in the office were bidding for the opportunity to take the lad's cherry!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

If you're wondering what HTUP stands for I'll put you out of your misery!

Hire
This
Unemployed
Pucker

Well with a face like his I can't believe he'll be out of work for long!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Thanks for agreeing to be his godfather! You wouldn't like to change his nappy would you!?

-Ask me again in eighteen years' time!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Does anyone remember the children's party game "Postman's knock" in which one person was designated to be the postman and would knock on the door and say he had three letters !Whoever was designated number three came forward and was given three kisses.......or something like that!

Fifty years down the line we have now graduated to" Postman's Cock" and I'll leave the rules of that one to.your imagination!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

If you're wondering why Phil Foden and Mason Mount always finish up every game and training session with sore arses it's because every time the trainer uses their names it's like a command:

FILL FODEN and MOUNT MASON!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-So this is the willy burrow boss!?

-No Constantine that is the wheelbarrow!

The willy burrow or "burrow the willy" is what i do to you every night in the hay loft after my wife has gone to bed!

-Silly willy me!

-No there's nothing silly about that beautiful Greek schlong between your legs!

-Practice make perfect no boss!?

-That's right Constantine both with your English and in the hayloft!