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[Sniffademskidz]

For what we are about to receive may the Lord make us truly thankful! Amen!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I don't know who the hell you are but thanks for the milk for my morning coffee!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Courtesy costs nothing so always be willing to offer the new intern "a helping hand" even if that hand finds its way into the prohibited area!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Rutting stags compete to see who will impregnate the hind whereas these two stags are competing to see who's going to take it in the BEhind!

 

[Lance_Lazarus]

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-You're obviously allergic to using a comb son!? What's your name!?

-My name's Matty but my mates call me Matted!

-Why's that then!?

-'Cos when they're rimming me the hairs round my pucker are all stuck together!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"I'm leaning on a goalpost on the corner of the pitch until a certain horny fucker cums by!"

( Adapted from the song by George Formby 1937)

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I know you hate using the microphone babe but you've really got to say a few words!

It's more or less the same shape as my cock and its big purple head so just imagine you're kissing it as you speak!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Do you remember "Spot the Ball" competition!?

How about "Spot the Nose!?:

No prizes for guessing where my nose would be! Right between the cheeks of his fucking arse!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Not sure why you need a photo of my arse!?

-Well today's Thursday and you don't start work with us till Monday so I need the photo to wank over if I've got to wait four days before I can stick my cock up the real thing!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

A belated Happy 29th birthday to US actor Ben Ahlers on 17 August!

I wonder how many surprise packages he received up his sweet little shitter!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Yep! You've got it guys!

Declan Rice wants to fuck the shit out of his teammate in his hotel room after the presentation but this guy has never had anything up his arse bigger than a suppository to relieve constipation!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Nearly at the end of a 100km race but you're saddle sore with blisters forming on your pucker hole!?

Nil desperadum!

The guy in the support car following the race has got just the lotion necessary for tired and weary arses!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

He's here to celebrate his 18th birthday boys and becoming a man!

Just form an orderly queue and try not to cum before you're inside him.....that really would be the height of bad manners!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-I'm ambitious and hungry for promotion!

So how long do you think it'll be before I reach the top!?

You've reached him! I'm the top and you're the bottom so get on your back and you can begin that climb up the promotion ladder!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Welcome aboard this flight Sir!?

You have bought all the seats on the plane so do you have any questions!?

Just one! Who's gonna be flying the plane while I'm fucking the pilot!?

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-No need to run away from me mate! I'm just being friendly but just for future reference would you take it up the arse!?

-Not while there's breath in my body but what happens in the mortuary is beyond my control!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

WEIDNER or should that be WIDENER cos once you've had six cocks up your arse simultaneously your love lane will be able to accommodate any amount of traffic!

 

[Danash]

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Please tickle me, then!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

African republics may not have a monarchy like ours but their crown jewels can compete with ours any day!