A variety of hot sexy gay stuff

[Sniffademskidz]

Still trying to find a video in which Benvi and Alfonso Osnaya flip fuck but no luck yet!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I've received your application for promotion. So you've got five children with another one on the way!?

You've seeded just about every member of my crew so do I write your name as:

ABLE SEAMEN JONES

or

ABLE SEMEN JONES!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Did you have an accident during the cycle race!?

-No the cycle race was great! The mistake I made was kissing my boyfriend before I went into the public toilets, a gesture not entirely appreciated by all those who witnessed it!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

We may be a nation in decline as all nations are following their period of empire but the arses of our young cyclists can still bear comparison with those of the rest of the world!

Great
Buns
Rule!

Ok!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

On the subject of sexy cyclists this guy really does it for me!

Would love to follow him up a steep hill.in the comfort of a motorised vehicle with eyes firmly fixed on those gorgeous glutes!

 

[JRandell69]

Holy shit! My dad and my naughty stepbrother are a lot closer than I thought! It looks like they didn’t go on the fishing trip last month. They spent the weekend at the motel across town playing, “Hide the Pickle”! I’m so jealous!

 

[JRandell69]

 

[Thorbjoern]

Who needs rubber truck nuts, I can just sit on your tail gate and there you are, See?

 

[JRandell69]

Your dad when he’s alone with me!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

You've heard of the 1979 song:

"Brown girl in the ring" by Boney M!

Well this is:

"Brown towel round my ring" by Boner 4 U!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

My stepson is an arrogant little bastard and each time you tell him something he doesn't like he just turns his back on you and walks away!

Im not complaining though "cos I like seeing the other side of him and how he walks away from me!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I'm always moaning about my stepson listening to his loud music all over the house but those headphones are a godsend 'cos I can creep up behind him and sniff his sweet little mancunt without him even turning a hair!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Your stepson looks like a right arrogant little cunt.

I bet he thinks his shit don't stink!

-Oh it does mate! It.really fucking does!

The only reason I married his mother was so that I could have total unrestricted access to his chocolate dispenser!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

This is what you call fucking a man while he's got the weight of the world on his shoulders!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Being beaten 10-0 is what you call really being screwed!

-Yep and what I'm giving you now is called "the icing on the cake!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Josh has very kindly offered to be our model today in this module of the Art and Design course!

One of the criticisms of the ripped jeans style is that the jeans are not ripped in the right places so I need one volunteer to rip the arse and the crotch out of Josh's jeans!

I said ONE volunteer guys!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Jason Brown is well worth taking a look at guys!

He does straight porn but he has a beautiful dick and beautiful black buns!

I'm sure he could destroy mancunt as well as he destroys pussy if he put his mind to it!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Well Josh has just had the arse and crotch successfully ripped out of his jeans in the name of art and design and it seems that we have two more volunteers by the names of Ryan and Riley!

Assume the position boys and this time the master will show you how to rip the seat out of the jeans of two guys with one hand simultaneously!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-These flowers have a really pungent odour!

-Those plants have no scent John. Trust me I did Plant Science at University!

What you can smell is my unwashed arse!

I knew you'd want to eat me out when we met and that's why I haven't washed it for three days so that it's ripe and musky for you!

-Thanks Paul you're such a considerate boyfriend!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

The rectal thermometer measures so much more than the conventional variety!