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[Sniffademskidz]

I really hated Maths at school but so glad that teachers have found new ways of capturing students' interest!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I thought we were completely compliant and all our checks had been carried out.....references, DBS, online training!

Yep but there's just one more element of the health and safety at work training which we need to cover and that's how to get buggered by your line manager without contacting an STD!



If you'd like to step into my office we can carry out the course and I can print you off a certificate!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"If you walk into the lounge and find your lodger throwing up into a bowl after a heavy night do you offer him TLC and words of consolation or rip the seat out of his shorts and shag the arse off him while he is vulnerable and powerless to resist your advances!?"

That is the end of the " how sympathetic a landlord are you!?" survey.

Thank you for your participation ! You have now been entered for our prize draw and will be notified if you have won a prize!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-I'm taking you for day at the beach!

-Really stepdaddy!? You know I'm not keen on the coast!

-I know son but I figure that immersing you in sea water is the only way I'm gonna get that little clam of yours open!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-You seem.pretty good at the crawl and the butterfly Ryan!

Do you have a favourite stroke!?

-Yeah when you slip your hands between my legs and "stroke" my perineum!

You need to do a good job today cos I gotta fill this jar and take it to the IVF clinic cos Becky is still on at me for a baby!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Fancy some Italian pussy boys!?

Giovanni Leoni who plays for Parma is still only 18!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

It's sixty-four years ago last Wednesday that the Berlin wall went up and it came down in 1989!

Wouldn't it be great if Tom Bischof were inviting us to breach his defences!?

 

[DragoCronzo]

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Now that we're off air maybe we can forget the football talk and discuss the size of your cock!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I remember seeing this match back in 1998 when David Beckham was only 23!

Lucky number 7! Phwoar!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-So what are you doing after the training session!?

-YOU hopefully!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Marco Asensio is living proof that white is right!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I normally stop when I see the colour red but I'm making an exception in this case!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Normally I can.put boys in an.order but I really can't decide between these three!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

April 2025!? Easter bunnies!

I wonder how many young men in the confessional box admitted to wanting to see your Easter BUNS!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

It gives new meaning to the expression:

"Back seat driver!"

Keep going straight ahead until you run out of juice!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

TODD CANTWELL!

Can't well!?

I shouldn't think there's anything he can't do well with an arse like that!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

The guy in the middle gets it......not even a shred of doubt in my mind...would love to sniff those blue-socked feet during the ride!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

When you have been told to make a dangerous tackle resulting in your getting sent off the field it's probably because the physio, the coach and the club owner all want to fuck you in.peace before the others come in at the end of the match!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I may seem calm and collected but the truth of the matter is that I'm totally off my head on a combination of drink and drugs!

So if you took it into your head to bugger me here and now on these steps I wouldn't and absolutely couldn't put up any resistance!