A variety of hot sexy gay stuff

[Sniffademskidz]

Amazing what you can find on a beach!

I go down every morning for "sea glass" and I "see arse"

Now that's both a bonus and a boner!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

26 year old Martin Odegaard who plays for Arsenal and the Norwegian team!

His surname rhymes with "Odour guard"

Who in their right mind would want to guard against the odour from that beautiful arse!?

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Ypu say that you are prepared to make the ultimate sacrifice for this company so think very carefully before you answer this question!

The fortunes of this company will be made or broken by our biggest client Sheik Hamad Him Hard!

He's fucked all my best looking boys and is bored! He's on the prowl for a new arse to break in!

The question is:

Are you prepared to save this company from going under!?

How long do I have to make up my mind!?

Five minutes!

His limousine has just pulled up!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

An act of sacrilege to cover that beautiful body in ink so I may have to cover my eyes as I sniff my way up his body from the soles of his feet to the crown of his head!

It should be pretty easy to identify all the familiar smells as I travel northwards!

"Romeo,Romeo thou little tart thou!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Does anybody remember the advert on British tv for Cadbury's chocolate!?

"A glass and a half (of milk) in every pound!"

When you look at the massive buns on Dutch footballer Thomas Buitink it's more a case of:

"An arse and a half in every pound!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Colour coordination is all important in good presentation!

The guy wearing the polka dot socks is a bad example of this whereas the UPS delivery driver all in brown is a perfect example of excellent colour coordination!

How clever of them to dress him up in the colour that matches the colour of his pucker hole!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Any doctor or physio whether their salt will already have found a valid reason for sniffing the feet of Jack Grealish!!!!!

 

[MoaningMike]

 

[Sniffademskidz]

The Italian word "cornuto" is a gesture made to a man to indicate that his wife is screwing somebody else!

Such a gesture is demonstrated by the man next to Pedri probably sent as a photo to his girlfriend to show her that she is not the only one to have had their tongue up her boyfriend's arse!

 

[MoaningMike]

 

[Sniffademskidz]

An Asian man in black socks......mmmm!

Just need to get you out of that chair and onto something more comfortable!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Just imagine driving the car designated to following these two little babies round the course!

At least when they take a break complaining of saddlesore you will have just the right cream to apply to the affected area!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-I think the saddle just needs tweaking and then you're in for the ride of your life!

-It certainly looks that way from where I am standing!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-So are you up for another session like the other night Martin!?

-I'm not sure Mikel! My wife found blood on the seat of my Calvin's and may get suspicious!

That was only because I took your cherry and broke your hymen! There's always blood the first time anyone gets deflowered!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Sexy Jaden from Essex!

Virtually nothing to say for himself but words are vastly overrated sometimes!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

When the plasterer has been filling your cracks all day long it seems only right to repay him in kind!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

When the jumped up newly appointed construction site manager clashes with the guy who should have got his job but was passed over for promotion there is only one possible outcome!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Will Alves of Leicester wondering why there is never a face to sit on when you need one!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I came across ( I wish!) this beautiful bearded black top this morning!

His name is DYLAN HENRI and he is well worth investigating!

He has this rather endearing habit of making bestial noises while he is fucking his bottoms!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

You've heard of pukka pies and you've heard of the expression "to have a finger in every pie" but what about the expression "to have a finger in every pucker!?"