A variety of hot sexy gay stuff

[Sniffademskidz]

-This is the part of training that I hate most!

-Why's that mate!?

-Well I never normally ride a bicycle! I'm so used to being the bike!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

It's so sad when somebody puts two and two together and comes up with absolutely nothing!!

-I didn't think you ever wore aftershave sweetheart!

-I don't!

-That's odd 'cos it smells just like the one that Damien in our office uses! I'll buy you some if you like it!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

When somebody says to you :

"Red or white?"

it's normally a wine waiter at a reception

but when somebody says to you :

"Black or white?"

apart from ethnicity it usually refers to sock sniffing!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Those black-socked feet look aesthetically perfect and I'd love to see what they're attached to!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

This guy has been sleeping rough in the park for three days and each day I've chatted to him noticing how the smell of his socked feet has become riper and riper and become for me almost like a benign drug!

With the Homeless Nightshelter full, the Foodbank refusing to give him any more food without the required pink docket and the threat of heavy rain and storms what else could I do but invite him home for a shower, change of clothes and something to eat......and naturally the chance for me to sniff those skanky sweaty socks and dirty pants which I told him to hand to me for washing while he was in the shower!

 

[jeansexx]

 

[Sniffademskidz]

348 is like a gazelle being hunted down by two lions ergo the two guys behind him and he knows it!

The only thing keeping them going in this race is being able to focus on his beautiful buns bouncing up and down!

They're determined to double dick him at the end of the race and if they can't wait that long it'll be in a clump of bushes in this wooded area........

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Few people will forget Rafael Nadal's rather sexy habit of picking wedgies all the way through a 5-set match!

Lucky girlfriend or wife who gets to take a scrubbing brush to those brown stripes!

Make sure you give them a good sniff girl before you consign them to the washing- machine!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I can't really believe that you tuber Ollie Muhl is really interested in the life of Henri IV of France, although I can see how a shuttlecock in badminton might excite him!Sucking the lollipop goes without saying!

He is renowned for the aesthetic perfection.of his feet and I wouldn't and couldn't disagree with that!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Love this erotic photo of 20 year old German footballing stud Tom Bischoff!

Just look at the smouldering look on that pouting face!

Hopefully it's an invitation to sniff those feet!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Here's the photo....sorry!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Asian men always have lovely tight arses and it's always a bonus/boner when they are athletes!

Just imagine being the soft mat onto which those soft buns make their landing!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

When one of your teammates scores a hattrick in a match it's not enough to shake his hand or give him a hug!

He deserves a dry hump at the very least and a wet one if he's lucky!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

There's never a face to rub your arse on when it's itchy!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

You are gonna have one sore arse by the end of the day and it's got nothing to do with not wearing padded cycling shorts either!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I've heard of "sitting on the fence" but not "standing on the fence" and from where I'm standing the best position for you would be "lying on your back on the grass!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

You can't be Santa Claus because owing to safeguarding children are no longer allowed to sit on his knee!

Oh I AM Santa Claus but I've left my beard at home and if you keep.bouncing up and down on my cock I'll make sure that all your Christmases cum at once!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Hi my name's Matt! I'm the original beach bum!

-Yep! I can certainly smell that bum!

-Oh dear! Sorry!

Don't apologise! I was going to ask if there was any chance of tasting it!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-So Vaclav you seem to be an expert in different types of soil!?

-Well this is definitely clay soil! Do you have any experience of soil Sir!?

-Only the soil that lies between the cheeks of a man's arse! Would you like me to tell you what sort of soil you've got sticking your buns together!?

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-You asked me to bring my diary to arrange a time to discuss my flagging sales targets!
Presumably you have a window for it!?

-Yep! The sixth floor window should just about do it!