A variety of hot sexy gay stuff

[Sniffademskidz]

I've never yet said no to my son when he's asked if his best friend can sleep over!

 

[smokeshadow]

Justice League

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-What are you waiting for ?Christmas!?

-That's right! I cum down your chimney on Christmas Eve!

-Well I'll.make sure there's no fire in the grate and I'll stick my head up the chimney with my mouth open to make sure I catch every drop!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Nice underwear and you look great in it but it won't work if you're a rentboy!

Punters don't want to spend ages shoehorning you out of skin tight long John's!

Just go and buy yourself a few jockstraps so they've got easy access to what they want!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Why have those two got their tongues out!?

-Well do you remember how when we were kids and made funny faces or went cross- eyed our mothers used to say:

"If the wind changes you'll stay like that!"

Well they spent all night with their tongues up my arse and the wind changed!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-I know the word DOGMA but I didn't realise it was a make of bicycle!

-It isn't! It's an acronym that I made up and asked the cycle shop to put it on the bike!

-What does it stand for!?

-Daddy
Oh
Grab
My
Arse!

-Is that an invitation!?

-Well try it and see what reaction you get!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Hello! I Kostas! You Englishman!?

-That's right! I'm John from London!

-My English not good! What one man say to other man when first time meet!?

-Well how about:

"Pull my knickers down and rim my arse until there are blisters on your tongue!"

-That very long John!

-Indeed it is Kostas but I can assure you that you will be more than satisfied with the outcum!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Apparently this guy is called Lorens Nightingale and is some sort of influencer! I doubt that he has much in common with Florence Nightingale but then again what's an F between friends!

She was known as "the Lady of the Lamp" while he is quite clearly hiding HIS light under a bush(el)!

 

[vfc555]

 

[Sniffademskidz]

It's great to watch the son/sun cumming up in.the morning......and anything else of course!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Are you the security guard from Tesco!?

-Yep!

-And you followed me all the way up here!?

-Yep!

-Look mate they checked my identity at the till when I bought that bottle of whisky!

-I know but I need to check it again for quite another reason!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I want to give you guys all the support I can to help you stand erect in this chaotic world!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I think there should be a law banning soccer players from wearing black briefs!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I'll let this guy off however as it may just be his waistband that's black!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Look boys we can all see that you're smoking hot but smoking itself!? Mmmm!

If you're looking for a dummy substitute I'm sure there would be no shortage of volunteers to fill your mouths with something much more wholesome.....or should that be holesome!?

 

[jeansexx]

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Chris Damned!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Today marks the 78th anniversary of Indian independence!

We British, to our great shame, fucked them in the arse for 200 years but now they are rising proud and erect among nations as little Rajeev Kumar is demonstrating so ably!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

We just need to fast forward a couple of hours!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Footballers should.always wear tighty whities with no other colour being acceptable!