A variety of hot sexy gay stuff

[jeansexx]

 

[Sniffademskidz]

You're not fooling anybody with that T shirt mate!

Your little pucker has been winking at me all night! Now get on your back, open those legs and prepare to face a flood bigger than the one that Noah had to deal with!

 

[pozvatop]

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That's hilarious, Mike! I recently spotted a great one myself on the freeway; a truck of theirs passed me and after I did a double take on the name of the business I started laughing hysterically! ............



It's an honest-to-God legit business here in the Phoenix metro: https://www.whdoorsaz.com/
Says it's "woman-owned" so it must be a lady with a rich sense of humor and maybe who's somewhat "carefree"?? LOL

 

[MoaningMike]

That's hilarious, Mike! I recently spotted a great one myself on the freeway; a truck of theirs passed me and after I did a double take on the name of the business I started laughing hysterically! ............

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It's an honest-to-God legit business here in the Phoenix metro: https://www.whdoorsaz.com/
Says it's "woman-owned" so it must be a lady with a rich sense of humor and maybe who's somewhat "carefree"?? LOL

Well….so much for Arizona being a very conservative state! When I was in Toronto in 2005 I saw a pickup truck on the highway with logos for a construction company all over it, and an insanely hot looking young guy driving it, and their company motto was “Erection Specialists Since 1965”. It’s a good thing I wasn’t the one driving, because I would’ve gotten into an accident. Even some people have ridiculous names: I had a gym teacher in high school named Mr. Ryder, and one day the principal came into the gym and said loudly to him “Hey Dick, can I talk to you for minute?”.

 

[jjonn3]

Well….so much for Arizona being a very conservative state! When I was in Toronto in 2005 I saw a pickup truck on the highway with logos for a construction company all over it, and an insanely hot looking young guy driving it, and their company motto was “Erection Specialists Since 1965”. It’s a good thing I wasn’t the one driving, because I would’ve gotten into an accident. Even some people have ridiculous names: I had a gym teacher in high school named Mr. Ryder, and one day the principal came into the gym and said loudly to him “Hey Dick, can I talk to you for minute?”.

Are you sure you are not getting reality mixed up with porn again?

Anyone - let alone a gym teacher - whose name was Richard Ryder would never go by "Dick" except in a porn movie!

 

[MoaningMike]

Are you sure you are not getting reality mixed up with porn again?

Anyone - let alone a gym teacher - whose name was Richard Ryder would never go by "Dick" except in a porn movie!

No, he really did let people call him dick. He was actually a very nice guy. The Principal was the one who was a big dick and a loud bully (he should’ve been a sheriff in Alabama), and the only person I ever heard call Mr. Ryder “Dick” was the Principal, so maybe he was just giving him shit because he could get away with it. Lots of kids laughed about it, but none of the kids called him Dick to his face because he was big and visibly muscular.

 

[jeansexx]

 

[MoaningMike]

 

[Sniffademskidz]

26 year old rapper Lil Nas X or Montero Hill recently spent some time in jail after stripping off in.public and allegedly assaulting a police officer!

What a gift to his cellmates! I bet he could hardly walk out of prison when he was finally released!

Just love that funky hair of his and if he enjoyed the experience in jail he might just be tempted to strip off in public again!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

You bastard Grealish! You know everyone wants to sniff your shitter and you're just teasing us all!

Well you definitely get a 10 from me anyway!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Fifty shades of grey! Just this one will do me!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Time for the strip search son! God I love my job!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I'm signing the back of your T shirt in ink but when we get back to the hotel I'll be signing across your arse in a much stickier kind of ink!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

First day as a binman and he's looking nervous!

Nobody has spoken to him yet! The other guys have just looked at one another, winked and licked their lips!

There's plenty of rubbish being dumped in the back of that lorry and at the end of the shift there'll be plenty more rubbish dumped in his shitter!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Remember how as kids we used to knock on our neighbour's door and say:

"Is Danny coming out to play!?"

Sometimes we were surprised and annoyed when their stepdad would answer the door and say:

"Sorry! Danny's busy right now!"

It's only as an adult that you realise that Danny had other games to play

 

[Sniffademskidz]

That look of anxiety and fear on the face of the boy who's got to finance his drug habit and with no money he's reduced to selling his arse for the first time......

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Abandon hope all ye who enter here!? "

It seems that we are being warned to approach him at our peril but never let it be said that I shied away from a challenge!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Is it any wonder that Jack Grealish looks exhausted!?

He's had to fill that cup with his super semen before it gets whisked off to the sperm bank!

So many women want to be impregnated with Jack's little swimmers so that their sons can be as handsome, fit and virile as this sexy fucker!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

The pharaohs of ancient Egypt were buried with plenty of food and drink to sustain them in the afterlife!

As for myself when I die just drape a pair of Jack Grealish's shit stained knickers over my face when I'm lying in my coffin!

That's all the sustenance I need!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

How about 34 year old Alpine skier Hig Roberts who has come out amd is now in a relationship with Luke Mcfarlane!

Apparently there is a term in skiing which describes a novice who slides down a slope on his backside!

It's "butt dragger!"

I have however found no reference as yet to "butt shagger" but I remain ever hopeful!