A variety of hot sexy gay stuff

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It is not always easy to determine what is AI and what isn't but if this guy is for real and is playing on the fruit machines he already has the advantage of two melons so only needs a third to come up!

 

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32 year old Harry Maguire who.plays for Manchester United FC is no oil painting unless of course we are talking about Castrol GTX!

However that arse is definitely shagworthy!

 

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-Mmmm! Your cheek is as soft as a baby's bottom!

-Well if you'd like to slip upstairs you'll be able to see that my arse cheek is as soft as the one you're currently kissing!

- Sure! I still have an hour before my wife and I have to leave on our honeymoon!

 

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-How long do you want me in this position Coach?

-Just until I've finished treating you with my special lubricating solution!

-Will I notice a difference!?

-Oh yes! You'll be a new man! In fact you'll be a man in every sense!

 

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-How long do you want me in this position Coach?

-Just until I've finished treating you with my special lubricating solution!

-Will I notice a difference!?

-Oh yes! You'll be a new man! In fact you'll be a man in every sense!

 

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Paulo Dybala and Cristiano Ronaldo would make a fantastic pairing and we might spice it up a little by adding some Nutella filling!

 

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Whoops! Sorry boys! Here's the photo to go with last but one post!

 

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DILEMMA OF THE DAY!

Joao Felix goes down as the result of a bad tackle and there he is hugging his ankle as you the physio are called onto the pitch to attend to him!

Do you behave perfectly professionally and deal with the injured ankle or throw caution to the wind and stick your nose between the cheeks of his arse!?

 

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The number 7 is universally considered to be the luckiest number and anyone staring up at this number 7 Cristiano Ronaldo is doubly fortunate!

This situation can only be improved upon if he comes to land on your face!

 

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Don't be put off by that nerdy pale-skinned look!

The best ASSets of players like Anthony Gordon are normally just round the corner!

 

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When you agree to let a homeless boy sleep on your sofa for a couple of nights you can be pretty sure that his briefs are as ripe as hell!

When you direct him to the shower he's so grateful when you offer to put his socks and undies in the washing-machine!

 

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-Ryan! That's no way to treat our new lodger from Nigeria who's here at the University to do his MA!

-I know Mum but I caught him using my toothpaste without asking!

-You'll have to forgive my son Mr.Akumbo! He has some anger management issues!

-Oh I'm not complaining Ma'am! Looks like the accommodation officer at the University got it right!

 

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"I know you're here to paint the house but I'm doing an A level art course and our teacher has given us this assignment:

"The other side of the blue collar worker!"

Would you mind if I took a couple of photos of you!?

I would be happy.to express my gratitude to you in any form you like.......

 

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Former English footballer 37 year old George Friend!

Take the letter 'R' out of his surname and I bet he's a little devil in bed!

Just look at that arse!

 

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Stand up, drop your jeans, bend over and show me you've got SNIFF ME written across the seat of your Calvin's and I might be tempted!

 

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"OK baby boy let's do a deal!

I'll let you break into my swimming pool if you let me break into your cesspool!"

 

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"It's OK you little cunt! I don't need any directions! They fucking stink!

Yer shitter's pretty ripe too!"

 

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From what I can see the size of Djokovic's cock is inversely proportional to the size of his ego!

 

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I knew this Sixth Form exchange holiday between my top notch public school and the local comprehensive was a mistake!

This filthy little oik has just thrust his hand between my legs and we haven't even been formally introduced!