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[Sniffademskidz]

I don't think I would advise it!

Saudi Arabia may be tying to present to the outside world the image of an enlightened nation endeavouring to welcome tourists and all credit to their innovative crown prince but some attitudes die hard!

I remember being pursued by the Turkish mafia when I was conducting exams in Kaiserei simply because I had failed a lot of the candidates and they weren't happy with the results!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Is my back axle straight mate!

-You can't seriously be asking a gay man about anything straight!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

So that ends the second lesson of a survival guide to English for the foreigner in a foreign land!

Remember that it is not only at the dentist's that you will heard the words :

"Open wide!"

With a body like yours I doubt if your legs will ever be closed!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"I've just gotta fuck that arse Ben!
You've gotta find some excuse for us to get him down to the security interview room and shag the bitch's brains out!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Aren't you sixth formers a bit old to be wearing shorts to school!?

-Yep but the head is a dirty fucking perv who wants to see as much eighteen year old bare flesh as he can!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I'm afraid I'm a bit tongue-tied as it's my first time on one of these dating apps!

-First and last time mate 'cos when I get that ring on your finger you'll be my property and I'll be banging the shit out of you every night!

-Wow is that a proposal!? I had no idea these dating sites were so successful!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Just look at the expression on the face of the physio!

21 year old soccer player Adam Wharton has a problem " between his legs" and that dirty old cunt can't wait to get him into the dressing room and give him some "mouth to to cock" resuscitation!

Just make sure you wipe the cum off your beard before you cum out onto the pitch again 'cos the tv cameras love to home in on filth!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

26 year old Pascal Strujik has dual nationality- Dutch and Belgian!

It's certainly a gene pool that works!

Would love to sample his Belgian chocolate and kiss his two lips from Amsterdam!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

With an arse like that I would say that 19 year old Swede Lucas Bergvall is eminently qualified to be the team cumdump if he hasn't had his furrow ploughed already!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Love the sign!

"Metro just around the corner via main entrance!"

Well there's only one entrance I'm interested in at the moment!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Not sure about Lebanon!

I can't think that these two beauties would be safe anywhere in the world with their looks!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Have you ever wondered why Mormon boys always go everywhere in pairs!?!

If they get invited into someone's house and are asked questions like:

"What does the book of Mormon say about experiencing touches of Heaven on earth?"

the guy on the left can protect his friend from having a hand thrust between his legs!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I hate doing photoshoots where the models are sitting on.plastic surfaces!

Much prefer them to be sitting on fabric seats where the smell of their dirty shitters gets ground and absorbed into the fabric so that when the models leave I drop to my knees for a sniff fest that's out of this world!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

You will be familiar with the expression "to do or say something tongue in cheek!" meaning to say something in an insincere or flippant way!

Well this guy certainly has his tongue in.his cheek which gives me the chance to get my tongue in his other cheek- left right or preferably between!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-I'm not sure about this new doctor! He wants to give prostate checks to all boys in the Upper Sixth!

-Yeah! I thought this was an old man's disease! We're 18 not 80 for fucks sake!

-Just an excuse to get his finger in the holes of fifty boys the dirty old cunt!

-Well a finger is one thing but anything thicker than the width of a finger.......

 

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[Sniffademskidz]

It's back to school this week and these two lads didn't get the A level results they wanted because they spent most of the last year fucking instead of studying!

Their parents are keen for them to do the Cambridge entrance exam and are happy for them to get together after school in the mistaken belief that they will be exchanging knowledge and ideas!

The only thing that these two horndogs will be exchanging are bodily fluids!