A variety of hot sexy gay stuff

[Sniffademskidz]

A new term brings new school staff like live- in security officer Brad Maxwell who has already lost two pairs of Calvin's from.his gym bag!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Brad was ready to blame horny young sixth formers playing jolly japes at the beginning of the new term until he caught new sports teacher Rudi Buttfucker sniffing the seat of his skidded skuns!

His indignation melted away as Rudi offered up his milk white arse to Brad's beautiful black mamba!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

It didn't take long for new Asian Maths teacher to discover that Pi r squared wasn't as interesting as being cream pied by the new Geography teacher who was keen for East to meet West as soon as possible!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Let's not forget the school janitor who also wants his piece of arse after a long day of cleaning up after lazy little shits!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

........and then there are the sixth formers themselves whom the pervy head has kept in short trousers even at the age of eighteen!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-The problem vicar is how can we trust the translation of the Bible from Hebrew to Greek to Latin to modern English over two thousand years! It's like Chinese whispers and if scribes were paid by the line who knows whether they put any old thing down simply to get paid!

The verse may say "it is an abomination for one man to lie with another!"

but

it doesn't say anything about one man lying on top of another!

- That is something on which prayer has not yet enlightened me my son!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

If the genie from Aladdin's lamp looked like this I'm sure we'd all be looking for magic lamps to rub let alone our cocks!!!!.....Phwoar!

 

[Tygers.pryd]

Let's not forget the school janitor who also wants his piece of arse after a long day of cleaning up after lazy little shits!

Oh damn!
UNCLE! UNCLE! UNCLE!

 

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[Sniffademskidz]

-I'm Jacob your new swimming instructor! What's your favourite style!?

-Well it used to be crawl but looking at your tits I think i might have to say breast stroke!

Is there any point in the training programme where I get to send my little swimmers up your arse!?

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Jack Grealish hits 30 next Wednesday!

Just imagine licking the sweat off that dirty bastard after ninety etc minutes on the pitch!

Then blow the cunt while he's blowing out the candles on his cake!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

You've had the day from hell at work and as you turn the corner into your street you see this guy leaning against the wall like some sort of mirage!

He's a total top but for the right price he could be persuaded to let you shag him senseless and if anyone needs to get their rocks off at this very moment it's you.......

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Love your lavender outfit Carlos!

I wonder which smells sweeter lavender or your arsecrack!

I've got lavender air freshner in my bathroom but I really think it's time they made a "Carlass" air freshener so each time we pressed the button we'd be treated to the aroma of your shitter!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

That's one fine arse Phil!

I've heard of landfill but arsefill!

There'd certainly be no shortage of volunteers to fill Phil's arse!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

That's a very nice jacket young man!

There's nothing finer than "Northern Face!"

Unless of course it's a" Southern Shitter!"

Now get in the back of my white van and show me that arse!