A variety of hot sexy gay stuff

[cumlover91]

 

[cumlover91]

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-What are you doing on my motorbike Rajesh!? I need to get home so can you get off it please!?

-Not till you've made a man of me Sir! I was eighteen yesterday and want to be deflowered by my favourite teacher on his speed machine!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-I like the logo on your T shirt my friend but regrettably it's not the case!

-What do you mean!?

-Well the rugby team is training on the sports field and as soon as they saw you they decided that you would be their post match cumdump of choice!

I'm afraid it's not an end to pain but just the start of it so get those trackie bottoms down and assume the position!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Interesting reading material "The Snow Peak Way!"

Well I don't care about "Snow Peak" just as long as YOU peak when I'm sending two pints of hot sticky jizz up your shitter!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

27 year old English footballer Tammy Abraham who currently plays for AC Milan is actually called:

Kevin Oghenetega Tamarebi Bakumo-Abraham

so he has a name to match the length of his donkey dick!

Heren we see him on the cycling machine and finding it one of the most demanding of physical exercises takes his hat off to all those who cycle on a regular basis!

"Well Tammy speaking as a cyclist myself I would like to thank you for the compliment and respond in kind with the words:

"Get yer knickers off big boy and let me do a few miles on YOU!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

You've heard of "Shoppers' Paradise" so now welcome to "Sniffers' Paradise!

German cyclist Marcel Kittel has just completed a 100 km cycle ride for charity so understandably his crotch, feet and arse are all pretty ripe!

What are you going to sniff first boys!?

Remember whatever you pay to sniff the money is all going to a charitable cause so dig deep ( no pun intended!)

 

[rmcrae]

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Can we have our ball back mate!?

-Well lads as I'm a businessman I might have to charge you interest for invading my privacy!

-Oh we've got plenty of interest Sir...mainly in those tight fucking buns of yours!

-Ok so let's go and do a bit of negotiating in private!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Lovely head of hair mate!

Any chance of finding out whether that's replicated between the cheeks of your arse!?

I'm a barber by trade so it would be my pleasure to give you a shaven haven free of charge!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"You can get just about anything at Tesco these days!

So why fork out on an expensive dildo when their monster carrots can do just the same job at a fraction of the price!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I was under the impression that the colloquial expression for "to become totally inebriated" was "get some down yer neck" and not" get some down yer front! "

Still it does leave me free to get in through his back door and after all he is a bit of stud!

Don't think anyone is likely to disturb us in that cluttered shithole while I'm uncluttering HIS shithole!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I just used to order in a burger and chips, a curry or a chinese but I think I could really get used to this "fine dining!"

 

[Michaelja36]

 

[MisterN]

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Would love to play "dot to dot" on his chest!

Then we can graduate to a game of "tit to todger" culminating in a few rounds of "pecker to pucker!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

33 year old Italian highjumper GIANMARCO TAMBERI has shaved half his beard and moustache to make a personal statement!

I think we should be allowed to whip off his panties to see whether his pucker hole has been shaved on only one side!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Just how I like my chavs!

Lean, pale and an arse just made for grinding into my face!

"C'mon baby boy just let Daddy get his nose between those buns!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"I'm down at the park!

Get down to the public toilets near the cricket ground as quick as you can! I'm as horny as hell!

Need to get your black trackie bottoms down and dog you into the middle of next week!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-So you think that sitting on the floor is going to improve my powers of concentration for when I take my A level English exam!?

It's actually not that comfortable down here Sir!

-Well why don't you cum and sit on my face then!?