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[cumlover91]

 

[cumlover91]

 

[cumlover91]

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-That was a lovely meal! I hope you didn't mind my suggesting that we have the cheese course back here!

-Not at all! If those little babies are the cheese course then I'm all in favour!


-I hope you'll want to sample my chocolate dispenser too but maybe on the next date!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-You're the Romanian mechanic who fixed my car last week!

-You happy Sir!?

-Oh more than happy......Bogdan........isn't it!?

-Yes Sir!

-Well I'd like to show my appreciation in a tangible form and give you the warmest
welcome to our country that you are ever likely to receive!!!!!

Just keep walking!......There's a little wooden hut up there on the left.......that is if you want to keep your job!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I'd just rip the seat out of his grey trousers, pot the brown and then polish off the pink......mmmm!!!!!

 

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[Sniffademskidz]

Guaranteed to clear any hangover no matter how severe!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

This is the sort of builder to look for!

He won't charge you VAT but he will charge you SRF!

This means that once he's completed the job you can SRF him!

Sniff
Rim
Fuck!

Service with a smile!

 

[Michaelja36]

 

[Michaelja36]

 

[Michaelja36]

 

[Michaelja36]

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Are you seriously telling me that people would pay good money just to sniff my dirty smelly feet!?

-Too right mate!

If you let me have a look at your shitter I'll be able to tell you whether you can make a living just from lying on your back!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

We're all sick of seeing the tv advert about how Dormeo mattresses can give you a good night's sleep!

If you really want a good night's sleep what better than dozing off sniffing your boyfriend's dirty jockstrap?

Personally I react better to the skidded seat of a pair of tighty whitie Calvin's but we're all different!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-That thing looks lethal mate!

-Not half as fucking lethal as what's in my pants as you will find out in the lunch break!

I love it when they send us you work experience boys!

Shagging the arse off you boys has gotta be the number one perk of the job for me!

Just a bit messy if you're virgins!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-You've been picking wedgies out of your arse all day mate! I bet it fucking stinks!

-Do you want me to sit on your face before I go home!?

-Too fucking right mate!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-I'm not sure about this! I have a girlfriend and we are getting married in two weeks' time! I'm not gay!

-Relax sweetheart !Only one of us has to be gay in order for penetration to take place!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Wow! He really scrubs up well!

Who could believe that just two days ago he walked out of the back of a lorry from Romania!? Dirty, smelly.....no washing facilities!

-Yep! Cleaning him up was the best job I've ever had!

Licking the shit out of that tight little arsehole before I sent him to the showers!

Now look at him! Primed and ready to make a name for himself with " Rent boys r us! "

 

[Sniffademskidz]

The A level English literature class loved their new teacher 'cos he made the stories cum alive!

The story of Little Red Riding Hood was a particular favourite!

-Ooo grandmother what big eyes you have!

-All the better to see you with!

-And what a big cock you have!

All the better to fuck you with!

.....but Grandma you're a woman you shouldn't have a cock!

.....but this is 2025 boys and not the 18th century! Things have moved on!