A variety of hot sexy gay stuff

[Sniffademskidz]

I'll miss the little bits of chocolate stuck to your pucker when I rim you but you're my best boy and if you want a shaven haven then your wish is my command! Here cums the razor! Picture to follow!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

You can use my pump anyday darling but the one I'm thinking of dispenses cream not air!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I'll miss the little bits of chocolate stuck to your pucker when I rim you but you're my best boy and if you want a shaven haven then your wish is my command! Here cums the razor! Picture to follow!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Thanks for agreeing to take part in this research programme

We are trying to find the man with the smallest dick but the most shaggable shitter on the planet!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

As President of the cycling club I reserve the right to bugger any fit young male that applies to.join the club by way of initiation rite!

Our most recent member got MY member this afternoon as an 18th birthday present!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Ryan here! You left me your mobile number earlier when we met in Reception!

-Oh Ryan yeah! How you doing!

-Feeling horny! Really up for it!

-Well I'm in room 855! I'll leave the door ajar!

 

[joer]

 

[Michaelja36]

 

[Danash]

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Me neither!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

21 year old English footballer Jude Bellingham who plays for Real Madrid!

Just look at the buns on that fucker!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

No sign of a mattress!

He's obviously gonna fuck me doggy up against the wall!

Still the old geezer will be paying through the nose to take me up the arse so it's a win win situation for me!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

My girlfriend's keen for us to try for a baby but it won't be tonight 'cos once this photoshooot is over all my hot little swimmers will be flooding your sphincter!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-My goodness Matt I haven't seen you in a while! You're just waiting for Stephen then!?

-Yes Mr.Bates!

-Man you've really grown up! I take it you're 18 now!

-Yep I had my birthday yesterday so I can vote now!

-Yes you can Matt but you can do other things too! Not only can you put a cross in the box but somebody can put a toad in your hole

-Really Mr.Bates how does that one work?


I thought you'd never ssk!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Would you like to sniff my arse!?

-That's just for starters mate! I've paid through the nose to split you in fucking half so I'm expecting a good performance from you or I'll ask for my money back and you get your P45!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Do you like what you see Sir!?

-Oh yes!

-So do I get my promotion?

-Well son remember that old English saying:

"The proof of the arse is in the eating!"

I'll let you know when I've given you the best rim.job you've ever had!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-I'm the new security boss and I am renowned for being very thorough!

-For fucks sake man I'm just the cleaner!

-I asked whether you had any lethal weapon concealed about your person and you denied this but clearly that isn't the case!

-Now I need to check whether that weapon is loaded!

 

[Michaelja36]

 

[Michaelja36]

 

[Michaelja36]

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Hey Romeo if you really want to emulate your namesake from "Romeo and Juliet" you need to dump those pyjamas and don a pair of buttock hugging tights just like Leonard Whiting did in 1968!

Then we could rip the seat out of them and give you eight inches of our cold steel!