A variety of hot sexy gay stuff

[Sniffademskidz]

I'll put a smile on that miserable face of yours if you let me sail up your muddy river!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

You two on the left have got beautifully aesthetic feet and your socks fucking stink!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Not a good idea to have a wank when British Rail have installed extra cctv cameras!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

So you're taking a photo of my arse as publicity for your gym!? You must think I was born yesterday mate! You'll be beating off to this in the bog in five minutes!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

The camera never lies!

Is that one long cock he's blessed with or just the folds of his shorts!?

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I'm always face timing my brother in Australia but I've never facetimed the arse of one of my players!

I can thoroughly recommend it after 90 minutes on the pitch and before that pucker is adulterated by hot water and shower gel!

 

[Michaelja36]

 

[Michaelja36]

 

[Michaelja36]

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Grealish would be such a filthy fuck!

Just look at him unwashed, unkempt. Off come his boots and sniff those smelly feet then down come those filthy smelly Calvin's and give him the rimjob of his life!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

If ever a man retired from diving too early it was Chris Mears. That beautiful arse encased in speedos
..........

 

[hughie63]

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Yes please, on my sofa now!

 

[rmcrae]

 

[Sniffademskidz]

A lone cyclist who comes adrift from the peloton flags you down in your car and says:

"Can you show me the way to Steeple Bumstead!?"

To which you reply:

"No mate but if you drop your lycra shorts I can definitely show you the way to Heaven!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

If you thought this was a shaggathon in aid of charity you'd be wrong!

In 1988 Wimbledon beat the favourites Liverpool 1-0 in the FA Cup final!

All those dirty smelly funky musky tight pucker holes after 90 minutes on the pitch!

Spoilt for choice or what!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Things have cum a long way since players started coming pitchside to meet the fans.

In those days it was brisk handshake but now you get to sniff their arses!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I don't care whether you're a famous influencer or not!

I'm not wining and dining you and paying for a hotel room!

Ill shag you over there in the sand dunes and even provide a photo for your adoring fanbase to show how "sand and semen go hand in hand" or should that be "cock in arse!!!!"

 

[Twinklover61]

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In an odd way that's kinda hit.

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Hey Lucas I know your tight little 19 year old pucker is always up for being stretched at any opportunity but in front of 50,000 supporters might be pushing it a bit ( no pun intended!)

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Many clubs have now started inviting selected fans to a post match 4P party in the dressing room!

If you are not sure what 4P stands for allow me to enlighten you!

"Pits, pants, pecker and pucker!"

I guess entry to such a gathering will cost you more than the price of a club shirt!