A variety of hot sexy gay stuff

[Sniffademskidz]

-If you want to be patriotic remember that the national flag of the USA is not composed only of stars!? Where are the stripes!?

-On the seat of my Calvin's!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

What a horny little bastard!

Just imagine the pleasure of being the first one up his shitter!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Lovely feet mate!

Any chance of having a sniff of the socks that you've just taken off!?"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Some guys are just so vain!

This guy is so in love with his own body that he's wondering why he can't suck the milk out of his own tits!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"My stepbrother always sleeps face down so I ought to be able to get a good sniff of his shitter without waking him up!

Not sure he won't wake up while I'm sending two pints of my best quality jizz up his love tunnel though!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-I hate this particular exercise! It's a real strain on the leg muscles!

-It shouldn't be too much of a strain for some of you!

-From what I hear at least two of you are used to assuming that position in the dressing room after ninety minutes on the field!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Touch your toes
For the sake of my nose!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Nice pussy mate!

-....and what do all pussies like!?

-Yep you got it.....all pussies like cream!

 

[rmcrae]

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Are you ok son!?

-Not really! Some baddy daddy just had me!

-Is that a problem!?

-Not really but my little pussy can't survive on just one shot of cream per day!

-Well let's see what we can do about that! I'm all for giving young people a boost whenever and wherever possible!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Apparently there have been so many complaints about the new lynx lower body spray advert that the second part of it showing a woman sniffing a man's arse in a cinema has been removed!

Such a shame as it was the best bit of the advert!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

If you are thinking of 69ing this guy you might need the help of a brown paper bag to slip over his head!

His dodgy countenance is certainly compensated for by those lovely fucking buns!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Unmistakably Clacton on Sea Essex!

I'm just waiting for Darren now hoping that he is the guy on the right in blue trackie bottoms!

My cock is so hard I could really do him some damage!

I bet his arse is to die for!

Dirty, smelly,funky, sweaty and musky!

Everything an Essex chav's arse should be!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Is that tree the tree of forbidden fruit!?

-No Josh that's a lemon tree!The forbidden fruit is standing in front of the tree!

-Forbidden fruit!?

......at least that's what the evangelical Christians tell us!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Do you feel a sense of danger standing on that plank!?

-The only danger i sense is that your nose is only a foot away from my arsehole and I sense that it is getting closer every second!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

It's that feeling of guilt!

Overcome by passion you have weakened and allowed your gym buddy to take you up the arse for the first time.

You've got to go home and face the wife who adores you but you just know that what happened in the gym is not going to be a one off.........

 

[Sniffademskidz]

The hunky guy in Room 204 orders breakfast in his room but when you arrive he is doing his morning exercises listening to loud music oblivious of your arrival!

Ethical dilemma!

Do you behave professionally and leave the tray on the table or do you get you nose as close as you can to his shithole and have a fucking good sniff!?

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Spurred on by a materialistic and ambitious wife who wanted to eclipse their next door neighbours in everything Andy knew that he had to get that promotion at work!

However everything depended on his willingness to give his arse up to his predatory boss at work who wouldn't miss the chance to rip the seat out of Andy's dress suit at this promotional dinner and send a few million hot little swimmers up our boy's shit chute!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-No it's not the V for victory sign mate!

I'm just letting you know that I only ever take two fingers up my arse on a first date!

- You mean you get a second!?

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Names that were once popular sixty years ago like Gary and Linda are now becoming obsolete but on the strength of this photo I would suggest that they are being replaced by new trendy names such as Narcissus!