A variety of hot sexy gay stuff

[Sniffademskidz]

If you found this guy had broken into the grounds of your house would you call the police or shag the arse off him and offer him a job as your security manager!?

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Don't apologize for your little winkies boys!

I'll be sailing up your muddy brown river not navigating your yellow fountain!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Taking of yellow here's a sight for sore eyes!

These two boys have been constantly at each other's throats which has caused the coach to initiate bonding sessions with them in an effort to become more friendly!

Unexpectedly they discovered that they liked each other rather more than they thought!

Pity we can't fast forward ten minutes!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Sorry Sir! I can't clean your room at the moment as we have a problem with the running water system!

-OK but you've got a tongue haven't you!? You can get to work cleaning my arse while we're waiting for the water to come back on!

-Right away Sir!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Heaven is not just pie in the sky when you die!

It can be steak on your plate while you wait!

If this boy is an example of what we're likely to see in Heaven then bring it on!

It sure beats rows and rows of evangelicals in sensible shoes playing harps!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-So you are the chap that provides all the strawberries for the Wimbledon tennis tournament then!?

-That's right! I make sure that they get the best possible manure!

-I'm sure you do but a lot of us would like to sample some of your own manure!

-Well Sir if you would like to follow me into the bushes over there I will drop my panties and give you a feast!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Who is it babe!?

-It's a text from Amazon saying that they are downstairs and would I like a hand with my big package!?

-Just thank them for the offer but tell them that you have a boyfriend who will give you all the help you need with your package!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"That's it! After all you don't want to get paint all over your nice clean shorts and it's very hot anyway!

I'll be right behind you, holding the ladder firm while you cut into those tricky bits in the ceiling!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-What are you doing Will!?

-Well deep down I've always wanted to be a matador!

-Yep I can just see you dressed up in that tight-fitting traje de luces just like sweet little Marco Perez!.......In fact I think you two would make a great pairing!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

My stepson likes doing his music to very loud music but I never complain or ask him to turn it down because if the music is very loud he can't detect me sniffing my way between his arse cheeks and inhaling really audibly!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

In Oriental countries it is customary to remove one's shoes before entering a house!

When people cum to my house I insist that they remove all their clothing!

It saves so much time!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

When you offer a Homeless boy your spare room and have given him some nice hot coffee and he is sleeping like a log the next thing is:

"Do I go for his feet or his arse first!?"

Decisions! Decisions!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

You might wonder why this top scorer for a well known footy team is looking so down in the mouth!

He knows that however many goals he scores in any one match on a Saturday afternoon his teammates always show their appreciation by shagging him senseless in the dressing room!

His children wonder why he can't run about with them in the park on a Sunday afternoon!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Is there any other instruction you would like to give me before we prepare for take off!?

-Yes if you take your todger out I can show you why this part of the aircraft is known as the cockpit!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Isn't there any way in which hunky doms like these could be persuaded to be subs for just a day and let us navigate their muddy rivers with our punt poles!!!!!!

The magic word MONEY might just do it I suppose!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

They may not be blood brothers but they would make excellent cum brothers!

 

[MoaningMike]

The uncensored version of “Scooby Doo”.

 

[MoaningMike]

 

[MoaningMike]

And how was your 4th of July?

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Just spent a very pleasant hour in the company of this guy PABLO STROKES who is well worth a look if you like a sexy black.bottom!