A variety of hot sexy gay stuff

[Michaelja36]

 

[Michaelja36]

 

[Sniffademskidz]

This filthy chavvy fucker is just the.way i like them!

Just look at his filthy crotch and if you turn him over I bet his shitty Calvin's are stuck to his arse cheeks just waiting for me to clean his dirty smelly hole with my tongue!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Not only are we singing from the same hymn sheet but our clocks tell the same time:

Ten minutes past two!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

When you agreed to sell the garage I agreed to buy it as it stood with contents! That means that the sitting tenant belongs to me too!

I know nothing about this guy! He must have picked the lock after I locked up last night and took shelter from the storm!

He's kinda cute isn't he!?

Let's say we split him ( literally in half!) and you can have him Monday, Wednesday and Friday!

I'll take him Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday and make it a threesome on Sundays!

It's a deal!

Pleased to do business with you!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I'm already giving you a bottle of Jamieson's whisky to fuck you up against this wall!

I'm not wasting money on condoms as well!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

You've got to be practical Jake!

You've got a sweet little cock but it's never gonna be more than a baby carrot so make your ASSets work for you!

Just flash those tight little buns of yours and hope that the next guy to show an interest in you is a multi-millionaire!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

If you've just caught a guy nicking stuff from your shop and shoving it down the front of his trousers are you really gonna waste time calling the police!?

Just lock the shop door, turn the sign to CLOSED, pull his trackies bottoms down and shag the little bitch senseless across the counter!

 

[MoaningMike]

Erik never had to go and buy a dildo he had quite a selection of anal toys at home already.

 

[MoaningMike]

In 1966 bored teenage boys didn’t have video games or a computer, they had to make do with playing with themselves.

 

[MoaningMike]

 

[Sniffademskidz]

The only thing spurring Ben on to the end of the race was the thought of his girlfriend's wet pussy and her nice big tits!

However once he crossed the finish line he knew the first thing he would have to negotiate would be his trainer's cock!

 

[rmcrae]

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-It's great that we were able to find a pastor who would agree to marry us in this homophobic evangelical region of the USA!

-Well boys I am.happy to accommodate you provided I make you aware of some of the detail of the Good Book!

Remember that Jesus washed the feet of his disciples!

-That's true reverend but I don't remember reading anything in the Bible about him sniffing them first!

 

[Michaelja36]

 

[Michaelja36]

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Hey Superman if It's true that you have X-ray vision and can see through walls you must be able to see through this football and know that I've got the mother of all erections!

You can.look but you can't touch cos I've coated my cock with Kryptonite!

Sorry pal!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Mohammed now a successful businessman pitched up in the UK illegally in the back of a truck some years ago!

Unable to find work initially he found himself reduced to registering as an escort with one of the many escort agencies!

He recounts how one customer was unbearably rude to him and when he ordered Mohammed to his knees to give him a blowjob Mohammed simply said:

"I'm very sorry Sir but my religion prohibits me from eating pork!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Kurdish and Turkish barbers now have virtually a monopoly on the hairdressing trade on the High Street in Britain!

They are efficient and reasonably priced, employing interesting techniques to remove unwanted hair!

Little Dennis Dillon of gay porn fame has found one guy whom he pays to come to his house and remove the hairs round his pucker hole using his teeth!

Each hair is laboriously pulled from Dennis' crack, an experience which Dennis refers to as the "agony and the ecstasy!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Hey Rob glad you've agreed to model for our still life art class!

-Yes Sir but I thought that still life meant a bowl of fruit!

-Well yes it can do Rob but you've got a nice firm banana, two ripe plums in your ball sack and the mother of all melons hanging out of the arse of your shorts!

Mind you! Those melons of yours won't be still for very long once I've got my own banana wedged between them!