A variety of hot sexy gay stuff

[Sniffademskidz]

This death pact idea of yours would have been great if we hadn't chosen the London to Norwich line!

"All trains delayed or cancelled owing to animals on the line at Diss!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

When you"re on the pull the key thing ( no pun intended) is to make your intentions known in a non verbal.way.

Placing this on the counter at Reception when you book into a hotel is bound to get you results!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

This is the second time in a week that my Grindr hook-up has failed to turn up!

Never mind I'll stick (quite literally) to this metal pole which will do an equally good job and will be a bloody site more reliable!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"I'll take you with the Zorba waistband! Are you Greek, Zorba the Greek!?

The Trojans we're warned to beware of Greeks bearing gifts but I'll take the risk with your package mate!

Room 425 on the fourth floor and I'll be up there to unwrap my present in five minutes!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-"Ah-so ah-so!"

-Good of you to learn some Japanese before our first date!

-No mate just my bad pronunciation of "arsehole!" We Brits don't learn foreign languages!

Now get yer keks off and show me yer fucking ah-so!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-The food here has definitely improved since my last visit Xi! No idea what the mystery ingredient in this burger is but it's bloody delicious!

-No idea either Vlad but it might be arsenic as the new chef is from Ukraine!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

If you are the gardener it's probably not a good idea to make free with the study of your employer when he leaves for work!

Walls may have ears but rooms have cctv cameras!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Nice feet and sexy beard mate but I don't really want to hack my way through the Amazon forest with a machete to reach your sphincter muscle!

Message me again when you've been to the Kurdish barber who now offers a "shear the shitter" service at a very reasonable rate!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Hey babe are you home yet!?

-Just in the lift!

-So what game are we playing today!?

-I'm going to take off my shitty knickers and rub them along the tiled floor to.the place where I'll be.waiting for you!

Ill leave my dirty pants on the inside doormat with a sign saying START HERE and all you have to do is follow the shitty trail with your nose until you come face to arse with the Nobel Pucker Prize!

-Baby you are so creative and that's why I love you so much!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I'm.sure most of you are familiar with George from Hung Young Brit!

Just came across ( literally) a video of him fucking a gorgeous young guy and well worth a look!

If you punch "stunning JD sports model" into gaymale.com you won't be disappointed!

 

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[Michaelja36]

 

[seven2go]

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tallfitjake........his twitter >>> @JakeOFcreator

Reno Gold at Jakes left..... TOO!

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[Sniffademskidz]

My sister always gets the most stunningly hot boyfriends so when she asked our mum if the latest could stay over my heart nearly missed a beat!

I had a special camera fitted in the bathroom so while he's doing his ablutions I'm sniffing the socks and pants he's just discarded in the bedroom!

Just look at those beautiful feet!!!!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Johnny and his wife had agreed to host two Italian boys from a large group which had arrived from Venice to study at the local language school!

Johnny hadn't been prepared for just how horny these two guys were and one day they caught him sniffing their dirty socks and pants from the laundry basket!

In his broken English Stefano said:

"Hey John we know you want fuck us and you horny daddy so all good! No worries! We born before 14 July 2007 so shove your big daddy cock up our arseholes!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

When you clock a horny guy in the gym, your eyes meet but neither of you acts upon it the whole situation is very frustrating so Christian was surprised and very happy to find a slip of paper with a phone number in his rucksack while he was showering!

Naturally he called the number and the rest is history.

Moral of the story:

"Faint heart never won fit fucker!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Can't believe that any of you are unfamiliar with dirty old pervert Adrian Swallows from Breeder Fuckers!

It's difficult to decide which are my favourite videos but I particularly like the ones in which he plays the owner of a football club Mancaster United!

He subjects his players to all sorts of degrading and inappropriate actions in an effort to sell them on but my favourite is when he and Dave are tying to sell big black drop dead gorgeous Joseph to Dave London!

Easy to locate on gaymail.com!

Enjoy!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Thanks for pitching up for the under 21 trials Jason!

Pretty impressive results!

Twenty shots on goal and twenty times you scored!

Now it's time for me the coach and the club owner to try some shots on YOUR goal!

If we manage to put one in the back of your net we'll sign you up!

Let's get those dirty smelly sweaty briefs off you and let the games begin!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Roses are red
Violets are blue!
Your shitter smells sweeter
So drop your pants do!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-It's been such a great day Grandpa! Such a shame it's got to end.

-It doesn't have to end yet boy! You see i ain't your biological grandaddy at all so if you come up to the bedroom I'll shag the arse off you before you can say:

"Unincestuous!"