A variety of hot sexy gay stuff

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[Sniffademskidz]

Remember that song from the "Full Monty" in 1987!?

"You can leave your hat on!"

How about "you can leave yer hood on!?"

while I'm fucking that lovely arse and sniffing those smelly feet!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

To register as an escort with "Rentboys r us" please follow these instructions:

Pull.arse cheeks apart with one hand or ask a friend to assist!

Select camera setting and place phone between arse cheeks!

Click and save to photos!

Ensure that photo of pucker hole is clear and not blurred!

Punters will not consider the image of any pucker in which they cannot clearly count the number of hairs!

Upload photo and complete your personal details!

Happy grinding!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

If you go into this cafe and order Marmite on white bread this is what you are likely to be served and cue Paul McCartney:

"Ebony and Ivory live together in perfect harmony!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I don't think we really need any instructions with this one!

Yes we will fuck him but through the back door and not the front!

 

[pozvatop]

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Mmmmm yeah, son servicing his dad. Good boy.

 

[Michaelja36]

 

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[Sniffademskidz]

You may be surprised to learn that there has been a dramatic increase in the number of men applying to become security officers in male prisons!

However when you look at photos of dirty little bastards like this with their pale flesh, shitty arseholes and smelly feet you realise that all the guards have to do is walk into his cell, lock the door behind them and it's sex on tap!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Right you little bastard! Your parents have contacted me because apparently you are totally uncontrollable and are making their lives a misery!

I used to work at the military correctional centre in Colchester known as the Glasshouse!

This is the problem when parents totally ruin their kids and give them everything they want!

They have spoiled you and now I am about to spoil you but in quite a different sense!

Im going to destroy you and quite literally fuck you into submission!

By the time I've finished with you you won't be able to walk properly and you're going to be so nice to your mum and dad they won't know what's hit them!!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

When you come back to your hotel room after a long day at the beach and find the hotel maintenance man taking selfies on your bed you are tempted to call down to Reception and ask if you have been upgraded!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

How about 20 year old Nathan Tinsdale who plays for Hull!?

He looks like the sort of boy who wouldn't be over zealous about wiping his arse after a six pound dump and this daddy would happily take the rough off that virgin shitter with his tongue!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

.....and if Nathan is not to your taste ( for some inexplicable reason) there's always 19 year old Vladimir Paternoster who plays for Luton FC!

The word "paternoster" translates from Latin as "Our father" and if he isn't an answer to prayer then you tell me what is!

 

[Michaelja36]

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I love it when rent day comes round and I get to fuck the shit out of all those little bastards that can't pay for the privilege of staying in my accommodation!

This little baby is my favourite! He's been staying in the attic studio flat of one of my properties for several months!

He knows the drill- well he certainly knows MY drill anyway!

He assumes the position at 9am on the last day of the month and I give that filthy shitter of his a good sniffing! However, my tongue soon gets jealous and demands access to that sweet little hole before I lay him on his back and 69 him while I'm sniffing his smelly feet!

Then I whip off his socks and knickers, stuff them into my rucksack, take my board pen and scrawl PAID IN FULL across the cheeks of his arse!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

To wax uncharacteristically serious for a moment the alleged attack on 22 year old gay man Ronan Gordon at the Bloom club in Manchester by five bouncers is shocking but not surprising!

When you give power and authority to people who don't know how to use it you are onto a loser!

When I lived in Italy I remember walking up the steps to the police station and was immediately rounded on by a "sperm" carrying a gun even though I had simply come to register!

In those days and I'm sure it hasn't changed significantly police recruits were drawn from rural areas with limited access to education!

Put a gun in the hands of those with scarcely two brain cells to rub together and it's a recipe for disaster!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-I didn't call for maintenance! I called down to Reception because there's no milk left in my fridge for my morning coffee!

-That's right Sir and I am here to accommodate you so would you like semi - skimmed or full fat milk!?I

Or failing that I can drop my pants and you can have double cream in your coffee!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Hunky Casias Bradley ex of English Lads is now doing gay porn under the name of Wazgod121!

His most recent video in which he fucks little Dennis Dillon over a pool table is really worth a look and is available on most gay porn sites!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

When i was a kid my dad told me that if I wanted something I had to work hard for it cos:

"Money doesn't grow on trees!"

....but apparently rent boys do!

I think it might be easier if you come down here mate! I've never fucked a guy in a tree before and it could be quite uncomfortable!