A variety of hot sexy gay stuff

[MoaningMike]

 

[MoaningMike]

 

[lckmyass]

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Oh yes , I'd LOVE to lick all those gorgeous delicious stains

 

[lckmyass]

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Oh yes , I'd LOVE to lick all those gorgeous delicious stains

 

[MoaningMike]

 

[MoaningMike]

Oh yes , I'd LOVE to lick all those gorgeous delicious stains

You might want to first see what the guy (or guys) look like who creamed that couch. And God forbid there are stains from vagina fluids on it.

 

[MoaningMike]

Any self respecting homo knows how to drive a stick.

 

[MoaningMike]

 

[MoaningMike]

 

[MoaningMike]

For some reason I never needed any lessons on how to expertly suck dicks, somehow I just instinctively knew what to do.

 

[lckmyass]

You might want to first see what the guy (or guys) look like who creamed that couch. And God forbid there are stains from vagina fluids on it.

I don't care , they'd smell and taste SOOOO fucking delicious

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Just look at that cheeky little fucker on the right! Sexy little bastard! Wouldn't you just flood his shitter and rearrange his guts!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I've brought your coffee Sir!? Is there anything else I can do to make your stay here more pleasant!?

Yes you can worship my feet!

Oh yes Sir and is there any chance of worshipping your arse as well!?

Let's see how you do with the feet first!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Must have a photo of my top three salesmen who have met all their targets this year and then some!

I'm hoping to meet my own target later tonight by seeding the fucking lot of you in my hotel room!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Your tongue is pink which is rather strange 'cos mine is brown or at least it will be after I've given you the best rim job you've ever had you cheeky little sod!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I've read the same page five times! This is ridiculous! I'm gonna have to make a move on him in a minute or the pages of this book are going to be too sticky to turn!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

This DIY manual actually came in handy for fixing my VW van but when it comes to losing my German cherry to a sexy Englishman this book is no fucking good at all!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-You shouldn't be wasting your time reading " Catcher in the Rye! "

-I have no choice as it is an A level English literature text!

-It WAS but I am head of the exam board and I've just removed that book and replaced it with "Shagger in the Hay", a video version of which I just happen to have in my office if you would like to follow me!

-Thank you Sir! What a lucky day it was for me to make your acquaintance!

-Not half as lucky as it was for me sonny!!!!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I thought the Grindr experience was all about being shagged senseless in a hotel hookup!

Just my luck to be landed with an intellectual who wants to reach my mind!

Mind you if he's got a big enough cock he might just reach my mind without having to disturb my little grey cells!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-It's been a great first date but I'm not sure this is going to work out!

-Why do you say that!?

-Well in your profile you say that you must have a man with ten inches and there's no way I'm cutting two inches off!