A variety of hot sexy gay stuff

[Sniffademskidz]

Some twinks are drop dead gorgeous with ripped muscles and tanned skin!

Others like Stanley James and James Lewis are examples of twinks with pale skin and lean bodies whom you can do doggy or stick a brown paper bag over their head if you fancy doing them 69!

May not be the most handsome boys on the planet but they bang like the proverbial shithouse door in a gale!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

You may have worked out that men in black socks drive me over the edge so observe how this top is respectfully sniffing and licking these black-socked feet before shooting two pints of cum up the bottom's arse!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

There's just something totally incongruous and rather disrespectful about shagging your boyfriend on the crocheted blanket that Granny has just finished!

She probably spent as much time working on that blanket as Queen Matilda and her ladies did on the Bayeux Tapestry!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Hey honey whatever are you doing in there!?

-They've sent a work experience boy to do the painting job I asked for so I'm just giving him a few tips and pointers about how to dip his brush!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Not sure if anyone has spotted the irony of this photo but some daisies can actually smell very bad in fact almost like urine!

This lad would probably find that by pulling down his friend's pants and sticking his nose up his arsecrack something much more fragrant and sweet-smelling is to be found within!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

When I was a kid if you scored a goal.or won a sporting competition you received a brisk handshake from your fellow competitors or teammates as a sign of admiration for you or appreciation of you!

Today you get hugged and covered in lovebites.

Who knows ten years down the line whether they will go the extra mile (no pun intended), whip down your lycra shorts and give you the rimjob of a lifetime!

I hope I am still alive to witness it!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Being a bit of a technological dinosaur I must admit to being an AI virgin but if it means that we get three for the price of one I might take more interest in future!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

As the battle rages over the increasing number of " foreign visitors" attempting to take up residence in our sceptered isle I would certainly have no hesitation about giving this guy the green light, the green card and anything else that's green including my cucumber!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

As well as being credited with the invention of paper the Chinese are undoubtedly the best mathematicians in the world!

When they come to Britain they are universally bored because the work they are doing in A level Maths class is what they did in China two years ago.

They are generally modest and unassuming but one particularly cocky little bastard was driving myself and my co-teacher mad so we got him in the classroom after school one day and asked him to solve the following problem:

I pucker hole+2 erect cocks=?

First time we've ever seen him lost for words and thrown into confusion but a practical demonstation soon revealed everything to him- quite literally!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-So Jay now that you have reached 18 you come under adult services and I am your new social worker.

How are you getting on with your counsellor!?

-He's a bit of a strange geezer! He told me that now I'm an adult I can be my own person and a free spirit.

He told me not to bother to change my socks and pants for a few days before our sessions and then insisted on taking them home for research saying that my stains can tell him a lot about my thought processes!

-That sounds a bit odd! Anything positive!?

-Well he talked to me about the importance of deep breathing exercises!

-Well that sounds very beneficial!

-Yeah but when he was demonstrating them to me he had his nose up my arse!

 

[JRandell69]

What your boyfriend is really doing when you call him!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

When you told me that I had two beautiful brown eyes you seemed bemused when I told you that I had a third brown eye and here it is!

The proof of the pudding is in the eating so if Nutella spread is to your taste I will give you a feast!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Excuse me Sir I wonder if I could have an extension!?

-YOU have an extension Jerome! You've already got a fucking great ten inch pole!

-You make me blush Sir! No I mean an extension for the time limit for the submission of my thesis!

-Well as the subject of your thesis is "Semantics the science of meaning in words" you will understand that I will give you an extension on your thesis provided you take MY extension up that beautiful black shitter of yours!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

What your boyfriend is really doing when you call him!
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I love all these pictures but the sad fact is that with the passage of time we have all become such consummate and plausible liars!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

See thru cycle shorts!?

Well let's hope they "catch on" although as far as I can see he's more likely to "catch" his willy "on" something nasty in that posture!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-This photograph is a study in the juxtaposition of the virginal and pristine embodied in you beautiful boys against the filth and grind of the rundown old rugby changing rooms!

This was taken yesterday afternoon just before the rugby match!

-That's true Sir but if you'd bothered to take another photo just after the match we were all a little less pristine and virginal when the opposing team,furious at their 65-0 defeat, broke into our changing room and shagged us all senseless!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I enjoy playing footsie with you but what would they call it if we started rubbing our arses against each other!?

Probably "playing booty!"

Shall we try it!?

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Hiroya was fast becoming the most popular and sought after personal trainer at the gym!

Can't think why!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Disappointed with you Saito!

Gorgeous Asian boys like you should always wear black socks especially when Daddy's 69ing you!

Fifty shades of grey?! Not really! Just one but one big shade of brown in the seat of your undies that I've been hyperventilating on for three days since it's been festering away in the laundry basket!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Good boy Saito! That's much better!