A variety of hot sexy gay stuff

[Michaelja36]

 

[Michaelja36]

 

[Sniffademskidz]

It's perfectly understandable why the Mormons send their elders out in pairs!

They are always drop dead gorgeous guys in smart shirt and tie so at least there is safety in numbers!

Just imagine this beautiful Elder Sequine knocking at the door of some fat old bear who yanks him inside and starts shagging him with the words:

You can try and convert me to the Mormon cult while i try and convert you to gaydom!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Red speedos....... snap!

What are you drinking that shit for!? I was just on my way to the Gents toilets so if you want to know what real orange juice tastes like why don't you follow me there......I'm known as Mr. Meal Deal on the circuit......I don't just offer orange juice!....... "

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Who the hell employed this bloke to clean?

It's just painful to watch him!

-The only thing solution is to stick the broom up his arse , press the emergency fire alarm button and then see how fast he fucking well moves!

 

[rmcrae]

 

[Sniffademskidz]

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Surely this must be the definition of vulnerability!

When you've got an incalculable load on your shoulders the only guy im the gym who can help you chooses to slip his hand between your legs and massage your perineum until you blow your load!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Just look at that black fucker's arse! Those beautiful brown orbs are just about as close to perfection as you can possibly get!

While he's fucking his pale friend I'll be licking every drop of shit from between those perfect brown buns!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Love the white socks sweetheart! Keep them on all week and then maybe we can do business together!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

What an invitation!

If you had nothing to lose and were happy to see whether the food in Chelmsford prison had improved since your last visit you could pull down his trackies, turn him round and bareback him in front of a few commuters!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Sorry son but we are bailiffs and you have an outstanding debt so we have been empowered by the courts to take away furniture to the value of the debt!

-I can't lose me telly and me sofa! Can't we work something out ! I'll let you and your mates shag me until we reach a figure that a rentboy would charge!

-Fair enough mate but no lube or condom and we take your socks and shitty knickers after each session!

-Put it there mate!

-No I'd prefer to put it up your fucking arse! Now get those dirty pants off and open your legs!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Smoking hot in every sense!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Probably not a good idea to get totally ratarsed and stick your fingers up at the CCTV camera of the factory you work for!

The boss will have you in his office Monday morning, across the desk, pants down and his own fingers rammed up your shitty arseholes to see whose chocolate tastes best!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Can we fast forward fifteen minutes please!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Here's one predator!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

.....and here's another but the big question.is

"Which is the more lethal!?"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Looks like Novak Djokovic being buggered there!

I don't think it's Yannick Sinner boning him although at least he managed to screw the Serb at Wimbledon!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Hey Yoshi message from the guy in Room 245!

"Hey Yoshi if you are wearing black socks pop up to my room 'cos I've got a present for you!"

-Maybe he wants to give me a big tip!

-Oh he wants to do that all right but not the sort of tip you are thinking about!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

If anybody wanted clarification about my choice of avatar pic it is Enzo Ramirez and Klein Kerr in a scene from THE STALKER!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

If anyone enjoys guessing games they might like to suggest what's going on here!

These are my thoughts:

A) He's learning to play American football.

B) He's heard about the Kurdish barbers who stick lighted tapers in your ears to get rid of unwanted hair and want to know if it works for unwanted pucker hair!

C) He thinks that this might be the best way to get a raise from his gay boss!