A variety of hot sexy gay stuff

[Sniffademskidz]

-I thought "interrailing" meant travelling round Europe by train!

-Yes that's right Pieter but the verb "to rail" also means "to fuck!" So two boys of different nationalities screwing can be called "interrailing!"

-That's why we are making this video of you and Franz fucking! To promote the other type of interrailing so get those fucking arses out and start making us some money before we go to Uni!

It's a better bloody holiday job than working in a poxy cafe!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Hey doc I thought you were going to give me an enema to cure my constipation!

-Look Tyrese this is better than any enema!It's a process called :

"FUCKING THE SHIT OUT OF YOU! "

 

[Sniffademskidz]

When I was a little kid my mother used to.make a chocolate sponge and would let me lick the bowl before putting the cake mix in the oven!

Now I'm paying you to take me back to my childhood!

Just pull down your trousers and pants and take that finger of yours , stick it up your arse as far as it will go, give it a few turns and then withdraw it and stick in my mouth!

I want you to keep doing that till there's nothing left in YOUR bowl!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

The immortal line:

"Does a bear shit in the woods is a common expression used to indicate that something is so obvious that it requires no explanation!

So "bare" being a homophone of "bear":

Does a bare arse shit in the woods?

To which the answer is "of course it does and it's likely to get fucked too!!!"

 

[blondie79]

The immortal line:

"Does a bear shit in the woods is a common expression used to indicate that something is so obvious that it requires no explanation!

So "bare" being a homophone of "bear":

Does a bare arse shit in the woods?

To which the answer is "of course it does and it's likely to get fucked too!!!"

Beautiful x even shitting, that'd be a special gorgeous arse

 

[blondie79]

-Hey doc I thought you were going to give me an enema to cure my constipation!

-Look Tyrese this is better than any enema!It's a process called :

"FUCKING THE SHIT OUT OF YOU! "

Fucking the shit outta his sexy black bum! Awesome

 

[Sniffademskidz]

THE DEFINITION OF EMBARRASSMENT!

It's John's birthday and as he opens the door of the house teturning from work he receives a text message from his boyfriend!

"Darling your present is on the balcony!"

John dashes upstairs to the lounge, opens the window and walks out onto the balcony where he sees this drop dead gorgeous guy in a suit!

Thinking that all his Christmases have cum at once John thrusts his hand between the guy's legs and starts massaging his perineum!

The guy backs off in disgust and the phone bleeps again!

Hope you like the new plant arrangement on the balcony!

By the way the insurance assessor is there to value the house for remortgaging as we agreed!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

The British chav may advertise his British beef but he's no match for the African black mamba!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

The nerdy bookworm may be pale and studious but you may find he has hidden depths and if you can get him onto dry land you may wish to plumb those hidden depths.......

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Slightly obsessed with this cheeky little Slovak Dennis Dillon!

Doesn't he look a treat in those turquoise blue pants!

Just want him to sit on my face and grind away with that beautiful smelly arse of his!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Riley here won the "Waiter of the Year" award not for being smart in the elegant sense although he is unquestionably so but for being smart in the sense of showing initiative!

An embarrassing moment arose during the visit of a European royal to a renowned hotel in New York.

The lady in question went to stir her coffee and horror of horrors no spoon had been laid out for the purpose!

Riley saved the day by unzipping his fly, taking out his cock and allowing Countess....
to stir her coffee with it!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Why do you have to get married Yoshi!?

-Because my father is the owner of a multimillion dollar enterprise and he expects his son to provide an heir to take over the running of it after me!

-There may be a way round the problem- quite literally!

-I have read that King Edward II of England when Prince of Wales had to provide for the succession and could only manage it by having his gay lover Piers Gaveston next to him in bed to arouse him!

When he was about to cum he simply turned over, shoved his erect cock up the cunt of his wife Princess Isabella and .....

Job done!

 

[jeansexx]

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-I'm just about to switch the washing-machine on so if you give me your socks and pants I'll put them in the wash with my stuff!!

-Well you can have my socks but it looks as if you've got my pants in your hand!

-Whoops! Looks as if I've been rumbled! Still no need to pretend any more! My bed or yours!?

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"I think there are several things you can do to help you give up smoking but fortunately there is no cure for being "smoking hot!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Well with your looks you won't remain UNKNOWN for long especially on this estate!

You'll be able to make a very respectable living on your back and probably still be able to claim benefits!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

The lady I'm working for is very keen on nature and more or less insisted that clothes were a real hindrance!

I told her that I would have to keep my hard hat and boots on when I went up on the scaffolding though!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Just my luck to sit on an ants ' nest while I was having my lunch!

My arse is so itchy! I just want to scratch it all over!

Would you mind rubbing some Calamine lotion on my arse cheeks mate!?

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Over twenty years ago there were three fantastic singers by the names of Carreras, Domingo and Pavarotti known to the world as The Three Tenors.

I'm sure that these three lads with a little stimulation in the right area could be known as The Three Boners!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

When I see sights like this I almost regret that I am a 100% arse man but once the incomparable smell of funk, musk and sweat starts issuing forth from between the cheeks of a cyclist's arse I'm a captive once again!