A variety of hot sexy gay stuff

[Sniffademskidz]

-I didn't realise we had the Cambridge interviews on the same day!Can't believe were staying in the same hotel either!

-Oh man i never thought i was going to be able to spend time with you alone! We've always been in a big crowd!

-Don't think I didn't notice each time you followed me up the stairs at college! I could feel your nose rubbing my arsecrack!

-I've never fucked an Asian before!

-Then it's about time you broke your ( crispy) duck!

Room 415! I'll leave the door ajar!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-OMG Doc that's amazing!

I had no.idea that you could tell something about a person's mental health simply by sniffing their feet!

( This guy is as thick as shit and when I ask to sniff his arse he's not going to raise any objection!

I'm not sure what I love best- getting inside people's heads or just getting inside them!)

 

[Sniffademskidz]

It's a sad fact but some people are called to a job interview simply to make up the number!

Take this guy for example- either he got caught out in the rain or he just wants to show off his muscles! Whatever the reason that jacket is too small for him!

The interviewer will probably shag him on his desk with the promise of the job and then never contact him again!

It's a jungle out there and I suppose you've got more chance of surviving if you're the lion rather than the gazelle!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Young, dumb and full of cum!"

It's his first day training to be an underwriter in Lloyds of London but it won't take him long to realise that it's his bulging package that will get him to the top and not the two brain cells competing for first place in his brain!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Go to the end cubicle! I'll be keeping the.seat warm! Just drop your trousers and pants and sit on my rock hard cock!

I know you went to Eton College so I am expecting some top drawer shit stabbing!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Once I've put that ring on your finger I won't care whether your tie is straight or not!

I'll just rip the seat out of your trousers and make it clear to the world:

"ABANDON HOPE ALL YE WHO ENTER HERE AND ARE NOT ENTITLED TO DO SO!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Fifty years ago it was "service with a smile" whereas today it's "service with a sniff" so some things have changed for the better!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Jacqueline du Pre the famous cellist was once told that she had something between her legs that would give pleasure to millions!

I can see that history repeats itself!

-Look you nerdy little cunt my name is Jack and not Jacqueline so if you want my Cumberland sausage up your arse let's get to those toilets in the park and do the business!

 

[Lance_Lazarus]

 

[MoaningMike]

I saw these in a grocery store today and laughed for 5 minutes. WTF were they thinking?

 

[Danash]

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Yes please!!

 

[lckmyass]

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A nice thick load of CUM

 

[Michaelja36]

 

[Sniffademskidz]

You said that you don't get enough of me babe so I'm making you some special cup cakes with that special cream you like to suck out of my cock and lots of nice chocolate sprinkles from my arse!

Then you get the chance to eat me while you're at work as well!

Love ya babe!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Keep rowing you dirty old cunt and I'll let you have a lick of what you've been staring at for the last half hour!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

23 year old Welsh footballer Joe Low who plays for Huddersfield Town and the Welsh national team!

Just look at the fucking arse on that bitch!

Imagine getting your tongue in between those cheeks after he's done ninety minutes on the pitch!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

19 year old British footballer Lewis Miley is not only a dead ringer for gay porn star Alex Riley but their surnames rhyme!

Regrettably Alex Riley took his own life in 2021 at the tender age of 22 but fortunately Lewis is still alive and kicking! No pun intended!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I have never understood why footballers in particular feel the need to desecrate their bodies with ink!

German footballer David Raum is a classic example!

There is more ink on his body than some students have used writing their essays!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Good luck to anybody who is brave enough to stick their head between the legs of Ferran Torres!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I doubt whether many of us would consider the British soap "Eastenders" to be replete with symbolism but the picture of the firm banana acting as a bridge between these two lads would have given literary critics of yesteryear a field day!I

Although this soap has been gracing our tv screens for the last forty years I am surprised that nobody has suggested changing the name from Eastenders to "Bellenders!"