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[Sniffademskidz]

Thanks for agreeing to take part in this charity fuckathon lads!

You really are doing a great thing by letting your shitters out to help the local community!

So when you're ready, just drop your knickers and assume the position!

The mayor and the CEO of the construction company will be the first ones in followed by the club owner and even the boy who works on the burger van has saved up enough money to fuck you on the far.right!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I know we've both had a case of the droops recently!

So you think a run out in the snow will get us stiff!?

Frozen stiff for certain!

 

[joer]

 

[Sniffademskidz]

That motorcycle is not the only thing that needs riding but then you have to balance that up against the energy required to shoehorn him out of those leathers!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

This is one of the perks of being a security officer!

You see a guy with a nice tight arse and you'll find any fucking excuse to strip search him!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Can't believe I had the courage to get close enough up to this guy's arse and take a photo!

Just wish I'd gone the whole hog and stuck my nose in there!

One for the wank bank anyway!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Hey man slow down!

-Are you kidding!? The landlord's been round and I don't have the rent money so he's told me I can stay in the room provided I give my arse up to his big black donkey dick......and he's following me in his car!!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

It doesn't pay to drink and serve Novak but you are certainly in the right position to BE served!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-After ten years of marriage I call upon these persons here present to witness that I Dustin Lance Black have been totally faithful to you Tom Daley in thought, word and deed!

-And I Tom Daley call upon these persons here present to witness that I have been unfaithful to you only twice in the last ten years!

Once with the big black security guard and once with the Olympic diving team!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

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That is one highly erotic photo!

Any chance of seeing a flip fuck!?

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Our future king was quite a stunner at one point as we remember the 28th anniversary next Sunday of the fatal accident that robbed us of his sweet mother!

Thank you Elton for that beautiful rendition of

"Goodbye England's rose!"

 

[jeansexx]

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Dominic Calvert Lewin! One of the best shitters in the Premier League!

Breathe it in boys!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

How many times can you let this bastard squat on your face before you cream your pants or die of suffocation!?

 

[Sniffademskidz]

You can start by taking off my shoes and sniffing my feet and then gradually work your way to my northwest passage!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-My parents were very strict about my accepting a ride from a strange man!

-Who said anything about the car!?

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-That piece of apple wedged between your teeth is really stubborn but I've nearly managed to get it out!

-Two tongues are better than one Josh!

-That's true! Especially if you're being rimmed!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Thankyou for attending the interview for personal assistant to the CEO!

You passed every test except the most important one which was personal hygiene!

Your shitter was far too clean! The CEO was looking for musk and funk not shower gel!

We regret to inform you that your application has been unsuccessful on this occasion!

Enjoy your lunch!

 

[rmcrae]

 

[rmcrae]