A variety of hot sexy gay stuff

[Sniffademskidz]

Ming vases!?

The only things minging in that room are your fucking feet mate!

Let's have a sniff!?

 

[Sniffademskidz]

When your best mate passes out on the sofa from too many shots of tequila it's the best opportunity you're going to have of turning your bromance into a romance!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-My dad said that joining the army would make a man of me!

-Well that's true son but if you'd like to follow me into the gents toilet over there I can make a man of you without your having to "take the king's shilling!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Do you have an appointment Sir!?

-Yes I've come to get my tits milked!

-Ah yes, I'm afraid that the person who was down to do that is not here today but if you'd like to step into that room I'll attend to it myself!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Yes it's a great selling point of these new walking tours!

They have young men dotted every couple of miles with their arses out so if you're feeling horny and you fancy a quick shag en route just take him into the bushes and get your rocks off!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

If you keep giving me the finger mate I'll happily give you a fist in return!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

If you've never seen a pair of socks walk to the laundry basket on their own then stay a while!

I've been working on the building site and I've had these fuckers on for five days in a row!

Go on! I know you're dying to! Get yer nose round these smelly little babies!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Archetypal British chav! Just how I like 'em!

Thick as shit and can't form a coherent sentence but get them into a cubicle in the public toilets and they'll bang like a shithouse door in a gale!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

What is it about lads in grey trackie bottoms that send us wild?!

Personally I like them a bit dirtier than that and "straight" off the building site but beggars can't be choosers!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

You're not fooling anybody mate!

You've had your hand on his arse for a full two minutes!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Yep! You're very good at beating the drum but but by the look of that loincloth you've made a pretty god job of beating your meat!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

What rhymes with "haggis!?"

How about "shag us!?"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Time to book your flights to Munich lads for the start of the beer festival!

See all those horny lads in their lederhosen!

Drink till you drop......and I'm not just talking about beer!

 

[MoaningMike]

 

[MoaningMike]

Let’s face it: if we didn’t have to bother making money or maintaining a home or have family or social obligations, all guys would jerk off all day (and night).

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Chavvy Gavi!

The gift that keeps on gavving!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Not sure whether this guy is on the catwalk or giving a lecture but if it's the latter then once he goes to write something on the whiteboard all eyes will be focusing on his shitter!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Have you ever looked at a photo and thought to yourself!?

-What the fuck's going on here!?

 

[Sniffademskidz]

AI or not this is just such a beautifully erotic photo!

And cue Paul McCartney's inimitable song

"Ebony and Ivory!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

When Ryan and Jake were taken on to install saunas and jacuzzis they never expected to have to pose in their underwear to promote their handiwork!

The extra money sort of compensated for being touched up by the pervy photographer!