A variety of hot sexy gay stuff

[Sniffademskidz]

British footballer Gareth Bale has often been likened to a monkey but who cares what he looks like when you're nose deep in his shitter!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

That look of:

"Oh dear I've fucked up this contract and the boss is going to kill me!"

Contrasts with the smile on the boss's face knowing that because of your blunder you can either open your legs for him or get your marching orders!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

That awkward moment when the flight attendant thinks you're asleep, has a crafty sniff of your arse and then looks up to see that you're wide awake!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Scientists are still debating whether Europeans took syphilis to the New World in 1492 or whether they brought it back from there!

Whatever the theory just imagine the reaction of Spanish sailors when they hit land and were greeted by sights like this!

 

[MoaningMike]

He said this was his roommate application photo… He’s got my vote!!!

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Forget about him being your roommate, more like bedmate.

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Looks as if you've been left holding the baby mate!

-Yep but that doesn't stop you holding my bollocks!

 

[JRandell69]

 

[Sniffademskidz]

The exhiliration of the lead up to the hook-up can only be surpassed by what happens thirty minutes later!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I normally like to eat my sushi just as it cums but I'm sure the flavour could be enhanced by seasoning it with a bit of his brown sauce!

 

[bbc10D]

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That’s a fine ass!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

If i were assigned to cleaning the hotel room of this stud I think i'd just let the dirt and dust build up and spend my time more profitably sniffing where his dirtbox has been!

 

[Michaelja36]

 

[Michaelja36]

 

[Sniffademskidz]

25 October marked the 610th anniversary of the Battle of Agincourt in which King Henry V is reputed to have uttered the famous words:

"Once more unto the breach dear friends!"

However who knows whether the night before he was saying:

"Once more unto the peach dear friends!"

 

[pozvatop]

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Don’t even think about it!

RIGHT?!!! It would truly be CRIMINAL to shave off that hot bush!

 

[pozvatop]

The first time I used it was simply because it was the only thing available at that moment. I was staying with relatives, and I was looking in the bathroom for a jar of Vaseline so I could jerk off while taking a hot bath. All I could find was the jar of Albolene, which I knew my aunt used to remove make-up. The instant my fingers touched the hard and greasy contents of the jar I fell in love: it melted on contact, it didn’t drip, it wasn’t too thick like Vaseline, and it didn’t dry out. You also only needed a tiny amount, so I was able to jerk off with it my usual 3 times a day the entire week I was staying with them and my aunt never noticed anyone had used it. After that vacation I was buying it myself and I still use it. It’s also great with the glass and stainless steel dildos I use.

As you mention, a little dab will do it; which is great because it's not cheap, so a jar, or even the travel-sized tube, will last a LONG time...even if you jerk off 3x per day, you horn dog! Jeez!

 

[Lance_Lazarus]

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I really love it when a young electrician or plumber comes round to my house and he's wearing big headphones listening to music at max volume 'cos when he's bending over to reach that fiddly pump or unreachable wire he can't hear me when I'm sniffing his arse and inhaling audibly and deeply!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Well you sexy cunt! Are you going to let me in or not!?

 

[Lance_Lazarus]