blooeyz
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One word.
Voodo.
Get a chicken, slice open it's neck, sprinkle the blood on their side of the lawn, and state in an even, calm voice, "I summon you by the blood of the innocent, great Mamma avenger of the darkest burning fires, come and consume these poor fools who wander in my path".
Leave the carcess there to rot.
It'll work wonders. Trust me.
Can I just go to Stop & Shop and get a chicken fromt eh meat case?

