American Idol 11

[Sgt Pepper]

Lets not forget the judges gave DeAndre a standing O,

I'd actually rather forget it.

 

[andyspete]

This is the order in which I would like the remaining seven contestants to finish in:

7. Elise
6. Joshua
5. Phillip
4. Hollie
3. Colton
2. & 1. Jessica & Skylar....Either winning would be fine with me.

I think Jessica is more talented but I think Skylar has more personality and maturity and would likely handle winning better.

I know most of you will disagree with me but this is just my opinion.

 

[sammyyummy]

WOW Jessica's version of Stuttering was flawless!

Jessice is getting mean-girled by Skylar (who doesnt look 18), Holly (who shouldve been voted out two weeks ago) and Joshua.
The look on Skylar's face when Jessica was saved - boy was she pissed!

Colton and Philip look like cool easy to like dudes you wanna hang out with.

 

[slipintothefog]

Everything about last night's episode was completely phony and transparent. It was embarrassing, really.

 

[FuryOfFirestorm]

I'm glad Heejun is gone - he was blander than white bread soaked in milk.

Phillip Phillips should have been taken from his parents by Child Services for saddling him with that ridiculous name.

Also glad they kicked off Jermaine. He was a slightly more butch Jacob Lusk, and he made Barry White sound like Cyndi Lauper.

Colton should join up with Blake Lewis and form a Howard Jones cover band.

Elise totally nailed "Whole Lotta Love". Blew everyone off the stage.

Jessica deserved to be saved. The next Whitney or Mariah.

I love Skylar. She's like mix of Reba MacEntire and Miranda Lambert.

Joshua and Hollie are almost as bland as Heejun.

DeAndre wouldn't have made it as far if he was only half as pretty. You can't coast on looks alone.

 

[joesman]

I am a big Phillip Phillips fan and I love his name and his growl, but his eyes and smile and demeanor just does it for me. Colton will win I would bet and now that the judges don't have a save anymore Jessica might be gone if the teenies don't get behind her.

That drama with the save of Jessica was hysterically funny. The way that it happened as she was trying to sing for her life and the vocals were choking up on her and then came the calvary, snatched the mike from her hand and tried to comfort her.

 

[Sgt Pepper]

Everything about last night's episode was completely phony and transparent. It was embarrassing, really.

I thought so too, but do you think that means Jessica wasn't the lowest vote-getter? Or that she was and they told the judges to storm the stage in advance? I hope to god this WAS all a production ploy to drum up drama and headlines because it's bad enough knowing that Philip Phillips is gonna win this thing pants down without also imagining a F2 bereft of Jessica's talent and stage presence. I mean OK maybe her fans got complaisant but I can't really believe she got less votes than fucking Hollie. HOLLIE! How is that possible???

I'm hoping they did this for publicity, to give Jessica even more of a spotlight (they must want a female winner with a big voice after four straight wins by cute guys playing an instrument who can only kinda sorta sing) and to justify the save after three seasons of it being used on dead men walking.

The only thing that worries me that this might be real is J Lo's horrified face when Ryan proclaimed Jessica the lowest vote-getter. Because as Jenny From the Block She Now Drives Through in a Fiat's film career has proven, she's not that good of an actress.

 

[slipintothefog]

She certainly was not. Bottom line is, like Crystal in 2010 and Pigbot last year, she is this year's version of the female finalist that the producers desperately want to win. And they needed to burn the save, so they went for the most "shocking" outcome possible by rigging a Jessica "elimination."

 

[Stoowii]

This is the order in which I would like the remaining seven contestants to finish in:

7. Elise
6. Joshua
5. Phillip
4. Hollie
3. Colton
2. & 1. Jessica & Skylar....Either winning would be fine with me.

I think Jessica is more talented but I think Skylar has more personality and maturity and would likely handle winning better.

I know most of you will disagree with me but this is just my opinion.

Couldn't agree with you more, except for Skylar. =x lol

 

[Sgt Pepper]

She certainly was not. Bottom line is, like Crystal in 2010 and Pigbot last year, she is this year's version of the female finalist that the producers desperately want to win. And they needed to burn the save, so they went for the most "shocking" outcome possible by rigging a Jessica "elimination."

If this results in people voting frantically for Jessica every week so she breaks up the Philip/Colton douchetastic F2 coming our way, then I'm cool with the asshattery that went down on the results show.

 

[Sgt Pepper]

BTW slip our girl Haley has been supporting Jessica for a few weeks now. Which is like Reason #5 billion to love Haley.

Also if you ever figure out how to post GIFs on this new board, please give me an awesome Haley finger snap for old time sakes. Or Lauren Alaina falling flat on her ass.

 

[sammyyummy]

Holly has to go.

 

[slipintothefog]

BTW slip our girl Haley has been supporting Jessica for a few weeks now. Which is like Reason #5 billion to love Haley.

And here's BOTH of our favorite Season 10 GIFs:

 

[Sgt Pepper]

Those three awesome GIFs in a row = multiple orgasms.

 

[Sgt Pepper]

It's official. I hate Philip Philips at Lauren Alaina level.

 

[slipintothefog]

I think I've just about given up... I had it on after Survivor but didn't pay attention to the entire hour at all. Seven people are left right? And my favorite is the COUNTRY CHICK. For me, that just doesn't happen.

 

[Sgt Pepper]

I think I've just about given up... I had it on after Survivor but didn't pay attention to the entire hour at all. Seven people are left right? And my favorite is the COUNTRY CHICK. For me, that just doesn't happen.

I know right? But Skylar really is adorable and not untalented. And unlike 99% of these folks, she actually has a personality. The spastic performance style, the boots, the gun-toting. What's not to like? At the very least she's redeemed the Country Chick slot for me after last year's horseshit.

If Jessica Sanchez can't make it to the finals (and I don't think she can after tonight) then I'm rooting for Skylar to break up the Colton/Philip F2 and win the whole damn thing.

 

[slipintothefog]

Even VFTW is kind of phoning it in with AI this year because the owner prefers the Voice (which I don't watch) and that's doubling my frustration with this season. It's basically like "Well, let's just vote for Phillip so we can have White Guy With Guitar #5 as the winner!" which I understand because the producers want a girl to win, but still... if everyone bores me I can't force myself to vote at all. The only time I bothered was when Heejun (most likely intentionally) pandered to VFTW during Elton week.

I mean, I don't really care for Jessica, but she's not a Lauren Alaina. Hating Lauren was fun. The only reason for me to dislike Jessica is because she's the one that the show WANTS to win even though the tweens and housewives won't let them have her. In other words... yawn.

 

[Sgt Pepper]

The only reason to watch The Voice is the judgery. Don't get me wrong, they're no less bullshitters than the Idol panel, but at least they're entertaining. Xtina wants Adam Levine so bad she can barely keep her clothes on. Adam wants Blake because who wouldn't? And no one wants Cee Lo and he doesn't give a raw fuck.

 

[socalguy]

The voice sucks once the blind crap is finished. I could not get over the fact they let the judges eliminate again..after they turned it over to the fans. What happens, Christina eliminates the one guy that guy actually has some talent for what reason?