An open letter to Jasun a.k.a. Soilwork

[Kyanimal]

How come none of the shorter guys are answering if their dicks get carpet burns while walking? If the penis is as long as that of any other adult male, who cares the length of the shin bones (I always say).

, Honey! ... "Carpet Burns" are the least of our worries! It's when we trip over it (like an untied shoe lace), or, worse yet, step on it, that really creates the problems!!

Keep smilin'!!
Chaz

 

[Riverrick]

...the fact that 1/4 of my face is paralyzed (although that gives me this rather sexy half-smile so even that's gonna take a lot of work).

Bell's Palsy? You never completely recovered?

 

[Soilwork]

Not any kind of palsy.

Botched surgery.

ripped the nerve. I talk a little funny and my mouth moves strangely now. But hey... it's still my face.

 

[Jory]

Not any kind of palsy.

Botched surgery.

ripped the nerve. I talk a little funny and my mouth moves strangely now. But hey... it's still my face.

Um what kind of surgery?

 

[colemanshs]

Soil, I would still do you! But I'm short too, at 5'6"

 

[Soilwork]

I don't bitch or moan.

I do piss people off, mind you.. but only the ones I mean to piss off.

 

[Adam2299]

Soil -

It would've been cooler if you just ignored this thread completely.

 

[cocktales]

Folks, I don't know if you know "Soilwork" or NOT; but if you know him, he doesn't IGNORE anything! lol

For the life of me I canNOT understand why people make someone's heigth an issue......cause it means zilch!

Also, even with him being kinda short, small feet...........I DARE any of you to compare to his cock size!

Yep! Check out that BIG ole PA'd cock as my avatar!

I bet 90% of you don't own anything nearly as uh "special" as Soilwork's cock!

YES! That is really HIS COCK and yes, he gave me permission to use it!!!

So, why don't you guys "TRY" and start something with someone who gives a damn about issues that he has NO control over...

Give ALL of us a break and take care of yourself before you try and pick on someone else........

Next whiney subject please!

 

[Circe Infuria]

Okay, I'm really showing my ignorance about genital piercings here, but I gotta ask....

Does that piercing stay in when you get down to business, Soil?

My guess is that it would depend on what kinda business you're conducting...

 

[Soilwork]

even in my business, yes, it stays in place.

I've never broken a condom with it.

and the guys at the gym just can't stop staring.

 

[Jory]

Folks, I don't know if you know "Soilwork" or NOT; but if you know him, he doesn't IGNORE anything! lol

For the life of me I canNOT understand why people make someone's heigth an issue......cause it means zilch!

Also, even with him being kinda short, small feet...........I DARE any of you to compare to his cock size!

Yep! Check out that BIG ole PA'd cock as my avatar!

I bet 90% of you don't own anything nearly as uh "special" as Soilwork's cock!

YES! That is really HIS COCK and yes, he gave me permission to use it!!!

So, why don't you guys "TRY" and start something with someone who gives a damn about issues that he has NO control over...

Give ALL of us a break and take care of yourself before you try and pick on someone else........

Next whiney subject please!

I think they were hoping to see me a mentally bloody mess if you know that I mean

 

[Jory]

God, damn. What the hell do you do to these guys!? You're like a gay Fonzie.

question then who is the gay Richie Cunningham here?

 

[Runewell]

Ha ha! I'm 5'3", and people always assume I'm younger than my brother cuz he's taller than me. Like by a lot lol.

 

[psychobandit]

question then who is the gay Richie Cunningham here?

I guess me? 'cause I have red hair?


On a different note, I can't believe this thread has gotten so big on such a non-issue!
but since we all wanna talk about height I'll throw in mine. 5'8" which is right in the middle of american "normal" I guess, but still feels short to me since I was 6' when I was in high school

 

[CuriousMonkey]

5'6, how much is that in CM's? I still need to add my own height to my profile, but I have no idea how much it is...

I know you're joking .... but still there's a cool feature in google (called calculator) that will do conversions like this for you. Just google 5 feet 6 inches in cm (for example) and Google shoots back the answer.

My in-laws are constantly talking about temperature in degres Centigrade, so I often hit google with searches like "30 c in f" or "60 f in c".

You can even do currenct conversion like "100 USD in CAD". Cheers!

 

[bicause]

Get ready for a life of people patting you on the head and telling you that you're "adorable" and "just like a little man" even when you're nearly 40.

I'm often threatening to reach right up and punch my boss in the stomach.

Do you know Terry Pratchett?

There's a dwarfish saying: "All trees are felled at ground-level" -- although this is said to be an excessively bowdlerized translation for a saw which more literally means, "When his hands are higher than your head, his groin is level with your teeth." (Terry Pratchett: "Feet of Clay")

 

[Joshua_me]

I'm 5'3" and barely weigh 100 pounds.

Wow.

I must say this thread took a *much* direction than I thought it would, and I'm glad to see it....

But, okstates comments, along with jasun's and lots of others only serve to illustrate to me how the human condition often always wants what it can't have....

Myself, I'm 6'2", broad shouldered and look like I should be playing defense on some football team.

And I can't stand it.

My life is an endless struggle of diet and exercise just to keep my weight below 225lbs. I'm not *fat*, I'm just *big*...and it's like a never ending curse for me. I'll never have a 30 inch waist, I'll never look good in skin tight shirts, I'll never be the ripped six pack abbed shirtless guy on the beach playing volleyball...it's just something that I have to accept about myself.

The irony of all this is that women just LUV guys like me, (well, lots of them, anyway...) While most gay men take one look and say, "Talk to the hand, sweetie..." (Bears excepted, of course)

I'm basically a twink trapped in a bear's body. It's as if my brain and my body have never matched up correctly. I look like the guy who should be watching the 'big game' on the couch and shoving nachos in his face, when really I'd rather be sipping tea and watching the latest broadway show...

Ah...life's cruel ironies.

 

[Jory]

Wow.

I must say this thread took a *much* direction than I thought it would, and I'm glad to see it....

But, okstates comments, along with jasun's and lots of others only serve to illustrate to me how the human condition often always wants what it can't have....

Myself, I'm 6'2", broad shouldered and look like I should be playing defense on some football team.

And I can't stand it.

My life is an endless struggle of diet and exercise just to keep my weight below 225lbs. I'm not *fat*, I'm just *big*...and it's like a never ending curse for me. I'll never have a 30 inch waist, I'll never look good in skin tight shirts, I'll never be the ripped six pack abbed shirtless guy on the beach playing volleyball...it's just something that I have to accept about myself.

The irony of all this is that women just LUV guys like me, (well, lots of them, anyway...) While most gay men take one look and say, "Talk to the hand, sweetie..." (Bears excepted, of course)

I'm basically a twink trapped in a bear's body. It's as if my brain and my body have never matched up correctly. I look like the guy who should be watching the 'big game' on the couch and shoving nachos in his face, when really I'd rather be sipping tea and watching the latest broadway show...

Ah...life's cruel ironies.

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