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Subject: Anal sex
There was a man that died with a very large hard on. When the funeral
director put him in the casket, he could not get it shut. He strapped
his dick to his stomach, but the man sat right up, so he strapped it to
his legs and the man's legs shot into the air. The funeral director
called the man's widow and asked for her advise in which she replied,
"Cut it off and stick it up his ass!!?
The night of the viewing the widow went up to the casket to see
her husband and noticed that there were tears coming from his eyes. She
smiled and said "Ha Ha, you dumb son of a bitch, I told you that it
hurt."
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Subject: Anal sex
There was a man that died with a very large hard on. When the funeral
director put him in the casket, he could not get it shut. He strapped
his dick to his stomach, but the man sat right up, so he strapped it to
his legs and the man's legs shot into the air. The funeral director
called the man's widow and asked for her advise in which she replied,
"Cut it off and stick it up his ass!!?
The night of the viewing the widow went up to the casket to see
her husband and noticed that there were tears coming from his eyes. She
smiled and said "Ha Ha, you dumb son of a bitch, I told you that it
hurt."
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