Anal sex

[TheTrish]

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Subject: Anal sex

There was a man that died with a very large hard on. When the funeral
director put him in the casket, he could not get it shut. He strapped
his dick to his stomach, but the man sat right up, so he strapped it to
his legs and the man's legs shot into the air. The funeral director
called the man's widow and asked for her advise in which she replied,
"Cut it off and stick it up his ass!!?
The night of the viewing the widow went up to the casket to see
her husband and noticed that there were tears coming from his eyes. She
smiled and said "Ha Ha, you dumb son of a bitch, I told you that it
hurt."

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[banky1969]

 

[Piquechampion]

 

[sc_jock2004]

hmmm.... although that is somewhat funny, its also a bit morbid.

 

[edale54115]

Agreed. !!!

 

[vanant1]

hahahaha... hilarious

 

[Singtoh1]

What a scary bitch lol

 

[KevinRG]

What a waste of a good dick!

 

[hot tamales]

^^^^^

I lean toward this guy's reply...

 

[TheTrish]

Hi! I'll post more as I find em.

T

 

[pinkrose]

haha got any more jokes

 

[snakeeater1]

I think anal sex is great! I’m bi and I was doing a girl doggy style one night and on a back stroke I went out too far, and when I went back in she said “damn that hurts!” I didn’t get it until she said “You’re in the wrong place, don’t cum!!”

So the first time I took a big one up my ass, I realized what she was saying! IT DID hurt and yes, he did cum in there!….lol….

 

[Shane Nick]

What a waste of a good dick!

I'd like my pretty bum to be penetrated by a hot guy. A romantic romp with me being the girl. I have lingerie for the occasion.