Announcing the RationalLunacy Cellular Telephone Company

[RationalLunacy]

Are you tired of paying high prices for cell phone service? I have the solution!

Today, I am announcing the opening of RL Communications, a full-service cell phone company that charges less than half of what other cellular providers charge. How do we do it? Simple. Lack of technology. Instead of offering the latest cell phones, our hand-helds offer analog service, along with a 1960s-style dial built right in, plus a free bonus stylus for easy dialing.

But wait.....there's more! Along with our analog dial-phone service, we are offering our customers a year's contract for the unheard of price of only $9.95 a month. How do we do it? Party lines! Yes....you read right -- party lines! Your phone will be assigned a distinctive ring so you know when to answer it and when to keep it in your pocket. This is how we save you a fortune.

Interested? Dial 1-800-lunacy and follow the instructions provided by our friendly 8-track tape recorder.

Thank you!

 

[gabriel1]

I keep getting a busy signal when I dial the number to sign up. Does that mean all the party lines are having a par tay?

 

[RationalLunacy]

I keep getting a busy signal when I dial the number to sign up. Does that mean all the party lines are having a par tay?

No....it's that damned Amish woman talking a blue streak to everyone in the valley again. We're losing money on her.

 

[Ramindra]

I managed to get onto your website. Why do the phones look like two jam tins connected by a piece of string?

 

[RationalLunacy]

I managed to get onto your website. Why do the phones look like two jam tins connected by a piece of string?

That was last year's model. We haven't updated the website yet. And that's not string -- it's fiber optic cable.

 

[PreTTy PeTe]

lame joke now coming

"can you here me now"

 

[RationalLunacy]

lame joke now coming

"can you here me now"

eh? .......

 

[PreTTy PeTe]

"can you hear me now"

and crap i didn't even spell it right
the first time

 

[The_Bennu_Bird]

Try pulling the string tighter that usually helps.

 

[RationalLunacy]

Try pulling the string tighter that usually helps.

Yes, but on a party line, you might yank the wrong person.

 

[The_Bennu_Bird]

Yes, but on a party line, you might yank the wrong person.

Eh, who doesnt like a good yank now and then.

 

[RationalLunacy]

Eh, who doesnt like a good yank now and then.

Well, there's this Amish woman who almost yanked down one of our cell towers.....

 

[Ramindra]

Dear Mr R Lunacy

I am an impoverished 26 year old postgrad student. Do you have a special discounted pre-paid plan for young guys like me. As I said, I am 26. I am also 5'11", 165lbs, run, bike and swim everyday, am 1/2 Thai, 1/2 Oz, and reasonably good looking.

 

[RationalLunacy]

Dear Mr R Lunacy

I am an impoverished 26 year old postgrad student. Do you have a special discounted pre-paid plan for young guys like me. As I said, I am 26. I am also 5'11", 165lbs, run, bike and swim everyday, am 1/2 Thai, 1/2 Oz, and reasonably good looking.

Have I got a party line for you!

 

[Horschallen]

Dear Rational Highness.... got anything for a deaf person?

 

[josher]

It sounds like a Ma Bell-ous opportunity.

 

[Circe Infuria]

Dear Rational Lunacy,

I wish to file a complaint against your services.

You need to fire that asshole you have working the phone sex line.....I asked him what he was wearing and he told me to go fuck myself.

If I wanted to fuck myself, I wouldn't bother calling a sex line, now would I?

To put it bluntly, the man sucks at his job (and NOT in the good way). I suggest you hire someone more sex line savvy or I will be cancelling my service shortly....

Piss and vinegar,

Circe

 

[chatolandia]

Dear RL,

Where can I get me a good Yank?

 

[G-Lexington]

Hello, my name is Lexington, and I'm a satisfied RLComm customer.

For the last seven days, I've been using their art-of-the-state dial-up service, and it works great. Clear signal, no dropp

 

[1gayguy]

What about texting, any plans?