Apparently, your brain resets the memory when you walk through doorway

[Willie Boy]

You DO realize it starts with dropping vowels when you type, don't you?

Actually that comes from not wanting to replace an old keyboard...... Its been in the family nearly as long as my partner, I can't just get rid of it.

 

[tarallucci]

It's happening too many times to be normal at my age

 

[Vannie]

My teeth were right here a minute ago

 

[gsdx]

My teeth were right here a minute ago

You silly! You were looking for your glasses!

 

[Vannie]

You silly! You were looking for your glasses!

If I find my glasses I might find my teeth

 

[gsdx]

If I find my glasses I might find my teeth

You will. They're both in the same drawer.

 

[oakpope]

And here I am, thinking that teeth was not appreciated and unwanted. Well it's just hearsay in my case

 

[sixthson]

My teeth were right here a minute ago

Go to the Shady Pines nurses station and look through the big drawer where they keep old teeth. Check them all for pieces of cabbage stuck between the teeth and under the plates. Some bits might be in the Poligrip, too. If that fails, try them all on until you find a pair that fits you best. Then go to your dentist and have them tattooed with you name, rank and serial number.
Last time we found your teeth in your used Depends. So, check the hazardous waste bin first.
Mrs. Swindledecker was last seen wearing your glasses. She loves the pink frames. I think she might give them back to you if you return her nightie.

Now, calm down, we've made you a nice warm bowl of white bread soaked in milk. Would you like a sprinkle of cinnamon?

 

[Vannie]

^

In all seriousness I opened a bottle of spearmint Rolaids to take one...put the bottle down on my home office desk and went to get a cup of coffee....and they have disappeared completely.I have spent the afternoon trying to figure out where they went.I have torn the house up looking for them.I'm so fucking aggravated right now.I give up

 

[oakpope]

^Have you try your pockets ?

 

[Vannie]

^Have you try your pockets ?

That's what really aggravates me.Its a large 6 inch tall plastic bottle.Its not something small

 

[Alistair]

^

In all seriousness I opened a bottle of spearmint Rolaids to take one...put the bottle down on my home office desk and went to get a cup of coffee....and they have disappeared completely.I have spent the afternoon trying to figure out where they went.I have torn the house up looking for them.I'm so fucking aggravated right now.I give up

Do you put sugar or cream in your coffee? Look next to them

This is from the guy that has found the salt shaker in the freezer

 

[Willie Boy]

^

In all seriousness I opened a bottle of spearmint Rolaids to take one...put the bottle down on my home office desk and went to get a cup of coffee....and they have disappeared completely.I have spent the afternoon trying to figure out where they went.I have torn the house up looking for them.I'm so fucking aggravated right now.I give up

It is right over there.

 

[sixthson]

That's what really aggravates me.Its a large 6 inch tall plastic bottle.Its not something small

There's a joke there, but I will restrain myself.

If you suffer from heartburn or indigestion, have you ever tried apple cider vinegar?

 

[oakpope]

If it were in his ass, I pray he would have noticed earlier

 

[Vannie]

Do you put sugar or cream in your coffee? Look next to them

This is from the guy that has found the salt shaker in the freezer

Checked the lazy susan and refrigerator/freezer.

It is right over there.

Is not

If you suffer from heartburn or indigestion, have you ever tried apple cider vinegar?

I only get it when I can't find something.

If it were in his ass, I pray he would have noticed earlier

Painful but minty fresh

 

[gsdx]

Checked the lazy susan and refrigerator/freezer.

Have you checked with the industrious Susan?

 

[Vannie]

^

I found the bottle of Rolaids behind the dining room sideboard wedged against the wall halfway down. YAY! I have 0 memory or recollection how they got there though.

 

[sixthson]

^

I found the bottle of Rolaids behind the dining room sideboard wedged against the wall halfway down. YAY! I have 0 memory or recollection how they got there though.

Does Shady Pines have a memory care wing?

 

[Vannie]

Does Shady Pines have a memory care wing?

I forget how to get there.