Ask Splatter... stuff!

[fabulouslyghetto]

my grandma is the church matriarch, and i am... the complete bane of that world.

You and me both brotha. Does your entire family know you're gay? If so, how did they react to it (immediately and over time)?

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Let's say we've gotten married and decided on Morocco for our honeymoon, the trip includes a boat ride up to Spain so, between the flight and the boat ride, there's going to be time to read about two books. What two books do you bring with you? If you're not a book person, let's say there's time to listen to a few albums, what albums do you bring?

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

The Red Chord - Prey For Eyes
Nas - Illmatic
Soilwork - A Predator's Portrait
Jack Off Jill - Clear Hearts, Grey Flowers
Queen Latifah - Black Reign
Carcass - Heartwork

Good choices. I haven't heard of three of 'em (I'm sure you can guess which 3) but the names alone have my interest peaked.

And wow, Morocco? Why on earth would i be caught dead there?

Ohmygod are you yanking my chain? (I'd love to return the favor). The culture, the history, the architecture, the natural terrain, the beaches are all breathtaking.

We can go sightseeing, rockclimbing, plus we get to consumate our marriage in the country that gave birth to civilization. That's not hot? On top of that, we can just take a quick boat trip up to Spain which is a whole 'nother experience.

 

[Alpha1851]

I'm loving this thread!

What's the most important life lesson you've learned thus far? If you could have any profession, which one would you choose? Which professions do you think wouldn't be for you? Which reality t.v. show could you see yourself on?

 

[G-Lexington]

Do you have a plan?

Lex

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Ever been in a long-distance relationship? Would you if you met someone who was willing to overlook your car situation and travel to come see you in the meantime?

What kinda ice cream do you like (if at all)?

 

[wanky_window]

Have you ever killed anyone?

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Have you ever killed anyone?

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

And plus, i'd feel bad - barring a vacation at this point, it's not like i could come see them in their state like they're able to see me in mine, and hang with my friends and all that.

Not necessarily, if you had a weekend off here and there they could bring you back to their place.

Fudge Marble and Neapolitan rock my fucking socks.

I used to love every flavor, especially the obnoxious triple-fudge brownie chocolate cake reese's cup bullshit but the sweet tooth I had in my teens is finalyl dying off. Just in time 'cuz my metabolism is slowing down, my ass gets a size bigger every time I LOOK at a cheeseburger.

 

[Harke the Boeotarch]

Am I bad for laughing at this?

 

[wanky_window]

What purpose do humans serve? In context to the entire universe.

Someone had to ask it, i'm just glad it wasn't me.

 

[GL]

if my memory serves me, in the past i have seen you with an electric guitar.

do you play in a band? have you written any music?

 

[Harke the Boeotarch]

Do you believe in fairies?

 

[Harke the Boeotarch]

How do you feel about people who don't answer questions?

 

[antonysherman1970]

What does "bored" mean?

 

[BabiGayPimp]

What do you like or dislike about the town you live in. Are you planning to move somewhere else eventually?

 

[antonysherman1970]

. . one of my best friends lives here . .

hang on to your friends Splatter . . . all will be well

 

[TygreBryte]

Could you describe the evolution of your musical preferences?

If I was going to make a Pandora station that would help me learn about the music of TMOS, what four groups and four songs should I use as "seeds"?

 

[Alpha1851]

You've previously mentioned that you wear a pride necklace, even at work. How does that work out? Has your employer ever given you a hard time about it? How about customers?

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

I wish he would quit having a life and log back on, I'm not done hinting that he's the man of my dreams and that we're going to marry one day. Yeah, FabG is thirsty.